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When tattoos and surgery go terribly, terribly wrong

According to this news article,

an unfortunate man went into surgery with a tattoo that read “I LOVE

WOMEN”. Unfortunately, the tattoo was right over where the surgeons

made an incision — after surgery, the tattoo read “I LOVE MEN”.

It sounds more like an urban legend than actual fact. In fact, it reminds me of the old joke about the guy who had the name “Wendy” tattooed on his penis.

(Don’t even think about it, Redhead.)

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My favourite photo of the vacation

…and surprise, surprise, it’s not a photo of me or an accordion. It’s one of The Redhead,

taken at the supermarket. We’d just finished some breakfast and were

about to start shopping for ingredients for a New Year’s Eve dinner

when I said “Hey, hold that pose.”

Photo: The Redhead, taken December 31, 2003 at Loblaws Queens Quay, Toronto, Canada.

As I mentioned earlier, she was an excellent travelling companion and a lovely wedding date. Plus, she’s been writing such nice stuff about me!

If wonder if Jason and Meg were this sicky-sweet.

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Feeling human again

Monday’s and yesterday’s sleep deprivation-fest ended with a standby

flight on the “red-eye” from Calgary to Toronto and an arrival time of

7:45 a.m.. Since The Redhead didn’t have to fly back from Boston until

about 7 p.m., I dropped her off at my house to catch some sleep while I

went off to work.

Then drop The Redhead off at the airport (always a sad thing).

Then back to work.

Then over to the hospital to visit Dad, who’s stable and resting in the ICU (long story).

Then over to my sister’s house for dinner.

Then home, where I got a call from The Redhead to tell me that she’d made it home safely.

Then fourteen hours of blissful sleep.

I’m no longer functioning on caffeine, willpower and autopilot and I’m

feeling pretty sharp again. Regular blogging will resume later today.

In the meantime, here’s some reading:

A Saddam Hussein impersonator comes out of his spider hole and back into business. Jerry Haleva, who played Saddam in Hot Shots (the first movie and part deux), Mafia!, The First 20 Million is the Hardest and The Big Lebowski, went into retirement last year at the start of Gulf Wars II: Clone of the Attack. Now that Hussein’s been captured, he’s decided that it’s appropriate for him to resume his most unusual hobby.

A snippet from the article:

But

now that Saddam is in the custody of the United States Army and is

awaiting trial for war crimes, Haleva feels ready to resume making fun

of the Iraqi dictator. “I have to be fairly selective on what I can do,

because of my real job,” he said. “But if the right opportunity comes

along and I have time for it, I’m always interested.”

The only thing that may stand in his way is Saddam’s scraggly new

beard. “Clearly, we have different grooming habits now,” Haleva

remarked.

Burbs vs. downtown. The

National Post is running a series of articles that “examines the

eternal struggle within all of us: the choice between the monster

suburban home with plentiful parking or the modest plot in the city

with the coffee shop around the corner.”

As you may know, I’m renting a

modest plot in the city with a number of coffee shops (and bubble tea

shops, for that matter) around the corner, and I respect the decision

of folks like my sister, who lives in the near ‘burbs with a large back

yard, which is great for her kids. I’m a creature of both downtown (most days) and

the suburbs (weekly visit with Mom, Dad, sis, bro-in-law and nephews) and have always had a fascination with cities and suburbs,

and this series of articles has piqued my interest.

Here’s the first article, Get me outta here!, and here’s today’s, Where everybody doesn’t know your name. I’ll probably throw in my own two cents later.

Have a good day, everybody!

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Back at last!

At long last, and twenty-four hours later than I intended, I am back from beautiful (and incredibly cold Canmore, Alberta. My quick reviews:

  • The wedding: Amazing. Ashley and Turner put on a great ceremony and reception, and they’re such an amazing couple.
  • The Redhead: An excellent travelling companion and wedding date.
  • WestJet: One helluva of a great airline.
  • The Drake Inn: A nice motel with a great restaurant.
  • Banff Airport Taxi: May they spend seven eternities burning in seething pain in the 9th level of Hell.

More later!

It’s good to be back!

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Happy New Year!

Happy 2004!

The Redhead, with whom I spent the stroke of midnight in a quiet and dark corner of The Dance Cave, fly off to Calgary this afternoon, followed by a shuttle bus trip to the town of Canmore, where we’ll be attending Ashley Bristowe’s and Christ Turner’s wedding.

Regular blogging will resume Monday. Have a good time, everyone!

The Redhead is coming!

The Redhead arrives tomorrow morning, and on New Year’s Day, we’ll be flying to attend the wedding of my friends Ashley and Chris out in Canmore, Alberta. This means that posting will be a little lighter than usual until Monday.

By the way, The Redhead figures quite prominently in this article that appears in the current issue of Harvard magazine. Please note that they got a crucial fact wrong: her personal blog is written in her spare time, not her work time.

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This is just too cute!

My sister Eileen has no idea where her two-year old son Aidan learned the answer to the question “What comes after ‘dot’?” (62K QuickTime movie)