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Blogware 1.0

After putting in over a year’s worth of work — research,
designing,
programming, testing and collecting feedback — we are proud to
announce the official release of Blogware version 1.0!

Blogware is our dream weblogging tool, the answer to a
question we
asked ourselves: “If we could make our ideal weblog software, what
would it be like?” The end result is a tool that we not only build, but
use every day in both our professional capacities and for personal
blogging.

Blogware has many features,
including:

  • A WYSIWYG (What You See Is What
    You Get) editor built into its web interface
  • A
    built-in comments system that can notify you and your readers via email
    whenecver a new comment is posted to a specific
    entry
  • An advanced photo album system that allows
    you to bulk upload photos as zip files and can resize them as it
    imports
  • A category system that allows your to post
    your articles under one or more categories
  • A reader
    sign-on system that lets you assign reader permissions for specific
    categories
  • A
    built-in filesystem that can be used for storing files that can be
    included in your articles, for plain HTML pages, or even just as a
    place to back up or share your files
  • Moblogging —
    you can post articles or photos via email-enabled handheld devices such
    as PDAs or cell phones
  • All kinds of options for customizing the look and feel of
    your weblog, including a layout manager that makes designing you blog’s layout as simple and dragging and dropping.

…and we’re not done yet. We’re constantly collecting
feedback and improving Blogware.

Blogware is available through a number of resellers, each
offering
their own pricing plan and support package. If you’d like to find out
more, see this
list of resellers
to see which Blogware offering is the right
one for you!


Boss Ross, who’s been running the
Blogware project since its inception last February, sends out
thank-yous in his latest blog entry, and points to a more official-sounding news release about Blogware 1.0 in Yahoo! Finance.

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It Happened to Me

Happy Day, Mom!

“Mother is the name of god on the lips and hearts of all children.”

— William Makepeace Thackeray (and yes, Eric Draven in The Crow)

I wish I could say this in person, but right now, Mom’s in the Philippines with both her brothers. They’re by the bedside of my gravely ill grandfather, who’s not expected to last much longer. Until she returns this Wednesday, I’ll just have to send my best wishes for Mother’s Day long distance.

Happy Day to all you Moms out there!

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“Lie back and think of England…Lynndie England!”

That quote just popped into my head and I thought I’d post it here in
the hope that I am the first person to have thought it up and
published it.

That is all.

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This will get stuck in your head and stay there all day long

[ via Dan “RemyDWD” Dickinson on the #joiito IRC channel ] Repeat it along with me: “Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise”.

Then try this Tom Jones/William Shatner mash-up: What’s new, KHAAAAAAAAN?!

More sites of this ilk can be found at ytmnd.com

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

I can’t imagine it remaining there for long

I wrote about Ashley-Madison, the dating service for unfaithful married women and the slimy men who want to hook up with them back in August. My coworker James, who drives into Accordion City from the satellite city of Pickering via the Don Valley Parkway,

informs me that they have a new billboard near the “Downtown” exit. It

features a rear-view picture of a very relaxed man on a couch with his

arms folded behind his head in that “aaaaah” kind of way.

The kicker, however, is the caption inspired by the American Diary Farmers’ ad campaign slogan: “Got blowjob?”

Yeeeeesh.

Ashley-Madison have gone from scraping the bottom of the barrel to just

licking its underside. Naturally, the word “blowjob” on a billboard

will raise enough ire that it will get taken down in short order, but

that’s probably part of their tactic, which I like to call “stunt

advertising”.

Still, I’m curious. Can anyone get a picture of this?

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Music

Hey Hey 16K

[ cross-posted to The Farm ] For those of you who had a home computer in the 1980s, the Flash video for the song Hey Hey 16K will fill you with nostalgia. The rest of you might be scratching your heads…

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My Dream Job! [Updated]

[ via Guile’s World ] Girls Gone Wild is looking for a Director of Production; in their own words, they want a “hands-on, take-charge leader”.

I would take the job at half my current salary, and I’d even provide my own Mardi Gras beads!

Update: Uh, on second thought, maybe not.