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Get Well Soon, Chris

My friend and fellow DJ from Clark Hall Pub at Crazy Go Nuts University, Chris “Planet Simpson” Turner, has had a rough weekend. His wife, Ashley Bristowe — also a friend of mine from Crazy Go Nuts University — writes that they had to put down their dog, Pony, after she viciously attacked Chris.

Poor Chris required 40 stitches to his face, and it was decided then

and there that she had to be put down, especially with a baby due very

soon.

It was a difficult choice and it must’ve been hard on them, but it was

the right one. Hang tough, guys, and get well soon, Chris.

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Buy Lizvang’s Jewellery!

Lizvang writes:

I’m selling off some of my glass and hematite jewellery that I’ve

made in hopes of earning some cash to go towards bills I can’t pay at

the moment. Please e.mail me at liz@lizvang.com to make a bid for the piece you would like.

The set comes with necklace and matching earrings and as I said before, they are all handmade by me, myself and I.

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Photo: Lizvang's green jewellery for sale. Photo: Lizvang's hematite jewellery for sale.

Photo: Lizvang's pink jewellery for sale. Photo: Lizvang's red jewellery for sale.

Buy her stuff and give her a hand!

(Remember, boys, Valentine’s Day is coming soon…)

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It Happened to Me

If I Know You, I Probably Owe You a Phone Call

I’ve taken on some ambitious work and career-building projects (as well

as the ambitious project of getting married), so my time’s been at a

premium and I owe a number of people phone calls, emails, appearances

at their fabulous karaoke shows and the like. I promise I’ll get back to you folks soon.

Anti-Panti. Good Idea? Bad Idea? I Can’t Tell.

[via Davezilla] While we’re discussing Ann Coulter, let’s talk about a somewhat related topic: the Anti-Panti.

The name alone should give you some clue as to what it is and what it does. Here’s the description on the Anti-Panti web site:

anti-panti is the answer to all this

underwear nonsense. — thongs, g-strings, low-riders, briefs, boy-cut,

bikini — the list never ends. With Anti-Panti you do not have to

choose. You do not have to think about which underwear works with which

pants, or which is low enough not to peek out the back of your jeans.

Anti-Panti is an adhesive-backed cotton disc that sticks to the inside

of your pants and eliminates the need to wear underwear.

The ergonomic engineer in me says “that can’t be terribly comfortable”

(although thong underwear doesn’t look comfortable either). The party

boy in me says “Wendy, can we put these on the wedding registry?”

Clearly I am unqualified to discuss the merits of the Anti-Panti. I

know a number of free-thinking women who still squirm at the word

“panties” (“It just sounds wrong!”); I imagine they’d have trouble

ordering the product by name. I also expect that Xeni Jardin, Boing Boing’s specialist on all matters rumpy-pumpy will write a first-hand review soon (either her, or the equally entertaining Annalee Newitz would do just fine).

Women readers, what do you think? (I already know what the men readers are thinking: “PHWOOOOOAAARRRR!”)

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In the News

Ann Coulter Gets Her Ass Fact-Checked by the CBC

Video still: Ann Coulter on CBC.

“And Canada also pitched in during the War of the Worlds in 1938…”

Here’s a video clip (700K, QuickTime, enclosure) featuring Ann “Four

legs good, two legs better!” Coulter doing what she does best — going

with her gut feeling and coming up with unsubstantiated facts to back

them up. In this segment, an appearance on the CBC’s news magazine show, The Fifth Estate, she’s quite sure that Canada participated in

the Vietnam war (which in fact, was not the case).

I’ll put my cards on the table right now: Coulter is a completely

insane bitch. Her worldview is that sort of “if you’re not completely

with us, you’re must be an enemy after our precious bodily fluids”

thinking — consider her books Treason (in which she equates anything other than her brand of neoconservatism as such) and How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)

(the sort of back-patting cliquery that one should’ve dispensed with

after high school). I’ve read both books and must say that I’ve seen

better paper after wiping my ass.

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In the News

The Conservative Analysis on Why Spongebob Squarepants is Gay

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Geek

IKEA Fails the Turing Test, But Aces the Davezilla Test

IKEA has a cute little artifical intelligence program, Anna, who will gladly try to help meet your strangely-named disposable Swedish furniture needs.

Honorary GTABlogger Davezilla had some other Swedish needs (I’ll bet they were strangely-named, too), and he compiled this animation which chronicles his conversation with Anna.

Screen shot: Davezilla's conversation with IKEA's chatbot, Anna.

In case you’re not familiar with the term, here’s the Wikipedia entry for “Turing Test”.