The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Mark Cuban (owner of the Dallas Mavericks, Mr. Blog Maverick and dude with a billion dollars) recently posted an article in response to “too many emails” asking what his positions in the market are. Notable among his “Longs” list is the company for which I hold the position of Technical Community Development Coordinator, Tucows:

And let’s not forget kick-ass Research and Innovation team.

For the curious investor looking to hitch his or her wagon to a star, here’s the Yahoo Finance page on Tucows.

There is a dearth of images on the internet depicting cows playing basketball.

Big thanks to George “Ol’ Pal Hotchner” Scriban for the tip!

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Speaking and longing and shorting, this blog has the number one Google result for the phrase “longing and shorting”, thanks to an article I wrote about a number of women who worked in the investment industry who used the terms to describe their reactions to guys.

Guile made a brilliant suggestion in the comments to yesterday’s article on programming the motion sensor in the latest generation of PowerBooks: write an app that reboots the machine if you turn it upside-down and shake it, the way you would when erasing an Etch-a-Sketch! (Alternately, you could make that motion simply empty the Trash.)

Mac hackers — get to work!

[This article was also posted to The Farm]

The latest generation of PowerBooks have an accelerometer whose

purpose

is park the hard drive’s heads in the case of sudden acceleration

(which typically happens when you drop it). Although this feature

isn’t

new to laptops — some IBM laptops had this feature prior to Apple’s

incorporation of it — it took some PowerBook hackers to really take

advantage of it.

Amit Singh over at Kernelthread.com has a pretty complete page

describing the accelerometer, which Apple calls the AMS, short for

“Apple Motion Sensor”. Even better, he’s been

able to tap into it and

write applications that use the AMS’ data!

The AMS

Visualizer is an app that uses OpenGL to render a 15″

PowerBook

hanging in space. The image in the window reflects the PowerBook’s

orientation: tilt the PowerBook to the left, and the image in the app

also tilts left; tip it back, and you’re treated to an underside view

onscreen.

Stable

Window

is an app that draws a window that stays level with respect to the

ground. If you tilt your Powerbook in one direction, the app tilts the

window an equal amount in the opposite direction.

Someone should bring an AMS-equipped PowerBook to the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot

and try this app out!

The Perturbed Desktop

is the aforementioned Stable Window taken to a silly extreme: it tilts

all the windows on your desktop based on a combination of factors

including the orientation of your PowerBook.

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Matt Webb at Interconnected.org took the approach even further and wrote bumptunes.py, a

Python script that uses the accelerometer to control

iTunes.

This application lets you jump to the next track by tilting the

machine

backwards and to the previous track by tilting it forwards. Don’t like

the current song? Give your PowerBook a light whack and you’ll skip to

the next one.

(This is a wonderful embodiment of Joey’s Rule of the Percussive

Maintenance of Machinery: “Hitting it once is maintenance; hitting it

twice is abuse.”)