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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

Sex Advice from Accordion Players!

Patrick Lee pointed me to this Nerve story (some of the ads on the page might not be safe for work): Sex Advice from Accordion Players!

Photo: Sex Advice From Accordion Players.

My only complaint about the article is that they didn’t invite me to contribute!

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Doors Open Toronto

Also happening this weekend in Accordion City:

Graphic: Doors Open Toronto.

From the Doors Open site:

The City of Toronto Culture Division is proud to

present Doors Open Toronto – one weekend, once a year – when over 100

buildings with architectural, historic or cultural significance open

their doors to the public for a city-wide celebration.

Step inside national historic sites, hidden

gems, modern landmarks, places of worship, banking halls, mansions,

museums, theatres, historic transportation hubs, architects’

offices and more. Many of these buildings are not normally

open to the public. No tickets or pre-registration required

– admission is free to all buildings. The official program

guide will be available in the Toronto Star on Thursday, May

19, 2005. Doors Open Toronto invites you to get to know the

city, whether you’ve lived in Toronto all your life or you’re

visiting for the first time. See Toronto like you’ve never

seen it before!

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Meeting Comic Artists

Last weekend, I got to meet one of my favourite webcomic artists, Mr.

M. Zole, artist, writer and consumer of pies of Death to the Extremist (go read it! go read the archives, too!).

I’ll write a little more about this later.

This weekend, I’m hoping to drop by this event…

Graphic: Toronto Comic Arts Festival

The Toronto Comic Arts Festival, to meet a couple more of my favourite artists:

The festival will be held in tents in Mirvish Village, and it

should be a good one, given the artists who will be attending and the

beautiful spring weather expected this weekend.

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Uncategorized

Yet More Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Slang

An anonymous commenter pointed me to this comic panel:

Comic panel: It's been a long time since I was butt-stroked. I'd forgotten how much it hurts.

Athough it sounds like something the Head Counselor at the Micahel

Jackson Sleepover Camp does, a butt-stroke is actually a rifle-combat maneoeuvre in

which you strike someone with the butt of your rifle. Butt-strokes were apparently on the menu at Abu Ghraib.

If you are in what Douglas Adams liked to call the Shouting and Killing People industries, you can learn butt-stroke techniques here.

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Uncategorized

My Sister’s Second Choice for the New Baby’s Name After "Ryan Joseph"…

…was not this. “Icy Eight” or “Special K” on their own? Fine. But together? That’s just overkill, man.

Photo: Birth announcement

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Music

Sgt. Cosby’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Photo: A younger Bill Cosby.

While I’m posting oddball covers of pop tunes, I thought I’d throw in

this one for good measure. You may not know it, but Bill Cosby also

does jazz/funk performances. Some of them are quite good, and some of

them are…odd. Here’s an odd one: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band! [2.1 MB, MP3]

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Music

The Worst Line in "Revenge of the Sith"…

…is this one:

Comic panel: 'NOOOOOO' scene from 'Revenge of the Sith'.

…and now someone’s decided to replace “whatever” in Liam Lynch’s My United States of Whatever with it, creating a new single, My United States of NOOOOOOOOOOO! [2 MB, MP3]

It made me laugh.