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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

When Craigslist Beat the Toronto Star Classifieds

The Setup

As my friends and regular readers of this blog will know, I’m getting hitched in September and had to vacate my lovely Queen and Spadina house for someplace a little more suitable for two. The house was great, but a tad too expensive for just two people; the rent situation would be made worse by the fact that Wendy won’t even be eligible to work here for a few months. A couple of people suggested sharing the house with roommates. This is not a good idea — a married couple living with roommates is a good setup for a sitcom, but probably a disaster waiting to happen in real life.

Since my landlords J. and B. live in London (England, not Ontario), it would have been difficult for them to advertise the house and show it to potential tenants. They offered me a nice sum of money — enough to cover the expense of hiring professionals to move me to my new place — to act as their agent. I was given the additional responsibility of not only publicizing the place, but also to screen candidates for suitability based on J. and B’s criteria and my understanding of the house and the neighbourhood based on 6 years of living there and being part of the community.

After talking it over with J., we decided to use two different advertising media:

The Ads

Here’s an approximation of the Toronto Star Classfied ad:

ARCHITECT’S RENOVATION
QUEEN & SPADINA: 3 Bed, hi-end bi-level 2 bath a/c garage hrdwd floors laundry $2100/mo call 416-948-6447 joey@joeydevilla.com

It’s the black hole of advertising: so dense that not even information can escape!

J. suggested that we spend a little extra money and pay for flourishes like the border and the white-on-black headline in order to stand out on the page. Seeing as the idea had some merit to it and we weren’t spending my money, I ordered these extras.

The ad got a total of 20 responses, leading to about a dozen viewings, which in turn led to 2 recommendations. Near the end of the week-long ad run, I was called and emailed twice each by an automated reminder system reminding me to book another week if I needed to.

The ad ran for one week in both the paper as well as the web site and cost $520.66.

Here’s what the Craigslist ad looked like:

$2100 / 3br – Great 3 bed 2 bath place near downtown (Queen and Spadina)


This place is takes up the first floor and basement of a historic brick house in the Queen Spadina area. It’s gorgeous, unusual, was featured on the “Love By Design” television show and you can roll out bed and land in Chinatown or Queen Street West!

The first floor features:

  • Large living room and with bay window and dining room. Both have hardwood floors, high ceilings and exposed brick walls
  • Kitchen with stove, oven, microwave, dishwasher, fridge
  • Full bath with mirror walls
  • Large master bedroom with hardwood floor, an all-glass wall facing south and door leading to back deck

Photo: Joey deVilla's living room at his Queen/Spadina place, facing north.

The basement features:

  • One large bedroom with two large closets and a built-in shelf, carpeted
  • One small bedroom with one closet and natural shelf, carpeted. Currently contains a Murphy bed which the owner is willing to sell
  • Large full bathroom with large sink and washer and dryer
  • Storage crawlspace

The house also has a back patio which leads to a garage shared with the upper unit. The current tenant in the upper unit does not have a car.

Photo: Joey deVilla's living room at his Queen/Spadina place, facing south.

Want to see more photos? Take a look here.

Rent is $2100/month and water is included — you pay for Hydro and gas. Available July 15th, although you might be able to move in some stuff sooner.

Call Joey at (416) 948-6447 for details.

Sullivan at Spadina   google map   yahoo map

  • this is in or around Queen and Spadina
  • — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

This conveys considerably more information about the place: its features, what it looks like, a bit of the history and it links to even more information.

In the same week-long period that the Star Classifieds ad ran, this adgarnered 55 responses. Since the ad was free, I ran it longer and it produced more than 85 responses, which was when I stopped counting.

In the three-week period during which the ad ran, it cost me $0.00. Nuthin’. Zip. Nada. Zilch. Honkis de konkis. In the words of my fiancee’s people: bubkes.

Observations

In the case of finding tenants for my old place, which is considerably closer to the city core (here’s a map showing a route from the old place to the heart of the financial district), Craigslist proved to be the better choice. It provided practically infinitely more space than the Star classified, provided an anonymized link to my email address and was free. Not only did it yield considerably more respondents; it also landed more suitable ones too: working professionals used to downtown living, who looked as though they’d take good care of the place. The Star ad drew in a larger proportion of people from the deep burbs who had that sort of attitude that the burbs was where one lived and downtown was a grittier kind of mall or playground where you could shop, get drunk, act like an idiot and start fights.

The winning candidate was someone who’d seen the Craigslist listing, not the Star classified. You should keep in mind that there are many circumstances in which the Star classifieds will beat Craigslist. As my housemate Rob and I have observed in our respective apartment-hunts, the farther from the city core you look, the better the Star‘s selection becomes. In the neighbourhood where I was looking (here’s a map showing a route from the new place to the heart of the financial district), the selection of places was much better in the Star than in Craigslist. I found my current place through the Star classifieds.

(Point of information: I also found the old place through the Star classfieds, but that was back in 1999. Internet use wasn’t as common as it is now, and Craigslist was still largely limited to they Bay Area then.)

For the purpose of finding tenants for my old place, Craigslist soundly beat the Toronto Star classifieds. It yielded considerably more candidates and was infinitely cheaper. Well done, Craigslist; I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

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In the News

Tom Gets a Write-Up in the BBC

Photo: Tom Reynolds.

One of the most popular Blogware-based blogs out there is Random Acts of

Reality,

written by a blogger who goes by the name of Tom Reynolds, an ambulance

driver with the London Ambulance Service. Tom often writes about his

experiences at work, which are sometimes funny, sometimes harrowing,

but often interesting to read.

I had the pleasure of meeting Tom last November, when he flew from

London to Toronto to attend my

birthday/engagement party

(among other things). We met by reading each other’s blogs, a testament

to the fact that you’ll never know who’ll you’ll meet by

blogging.

Tom’s blog has garnered him a fair bit of media exposure, the latest

being BBC News’ piece on him titled Ambulance Blogger

Tells All.

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Everybody Loves Eric Raymond!

[via RedHanded] The jokes in the new webcomic Everybody Loves Eric Raymond,

the comic that “depicts the real lives of Richard Stallman, Eric

Raymond and Linus Torvalds as accurately as comedically possible”, will

completely fall flat if you don’t follow happenings in the world of

Free or Open Source software. However, if you do, it’s high-freakin’-larious! Okay, maybe just amusing, but still…

Here are some panels from its dramatization of Eric Raymond’s announcing that “We Don’t Need the GPL Anymore”.

Comic: Panel from 'Everybody Loves Eric Raymond'.

Comic: Panel from 'Everybody Loves Eric Raymond'.

The comic has garnered its subjects’ attention — the following panel, taken from this comic, is based on actual statements made by Stallman and Raymond…

Comic: Panel from 'Everybody Loves Eric Raymond'.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods In the News Music

R.I.P. Myron Floren

[Thank to abnu for the heads-up!] Back when we lived together during our stay at Crazy Go Nuts

University, George and I would stumble across a channel playing a rerun of The

Lawrence Welk Show while watching TV. Rather than quickly flip to

another channel, we’d sit there transfixed, watching this strange

little bit of Americana fixed in amber, and I suspect one of the

reasons was the gentleman pictured below, Myron Floren:

Photo: Myron Floren.

I am the polka king! I can do anything! In the heyday of The Lawrence Welk Show, he was mobbed by fans, just like a rock star!

Myron got his big break in the late 1940’s when he and his wife 

attended a Lawrence Welk performance at the Casa Loma ballroom in St.

Louis. Welk invited him onstage to perform a number, and Floren chose

Lady of Spain which wowed the crowed. Impressed with the enthusiastic

reaction and Floren’s playing, Welk invited him to join the band that

night, and in 1950, Floren started a 32-year run on Welk’s show.

Even though polka isn’t really my thing, I am an admirer of Floren’s excellent

playing technique. The man’s fingers were a blur over the piano

keyboard and chord buttons, and he played a mean version of Beer Barrel Polka

(which you might know better as “Roll Out the Barrel”, which is

actually the first line of the chorus). He was also regarded as an

excellent conductor; it’s said he did a better job conducting with his

elbows (since his hands were occupied with the accordion) than most

bandleaders did with a free hand and a  baton.

Floren is probably behind one of the major reasons that the accordion

is considered an old folks’ instrument. He cemented its reputation in

his three decades of bandleading on The Lawrence Welk Show,

which got cancelled in 1982 not because of flagging ratings, but

because it was considered “too old” for advertisers. In spite of this,

I owe Mr. Floren a debt of gratitude, for without the image of the

accordion that he firmly implanted in the minds of generations of North

Americans, my own approach to the accordion — as well as those of “Weird Al” Yankovic, They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits or The Arcade Fire — wouldn’t be as special. Without him, we’d be players of yet another ordinary instrument, such as drums, bass and guitar.

Myron Floren died last Saturday at the age of 85 at home in Los Angeles County.

He is survived by his wife, five daughters and seven grandchildren. May

the bellow action be smooth and the reeds be true whereever you are,

Mr. Floren!

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It’s Like a Zen Koan

I chortled when I saw this photo:

Photo: Sign that reads 'Adult Entertainment / Home Style Cooking'.

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A Truly 21st Century Job: Cuddle Party Facilitator

Around 1985, when I was in high school, I caught a lecture at U of T by

a futurist who was talking about careers in the 21st century. He talked

about jobs that already existed at the time — such as computer

programming and biomedical engineering — but he also made some

predictions based on technological and social trends and predicted the

existence of wacky jobs such as “android physiologist”. Someone in the

audience asked why the futurist didn’t use the term “android mechanic“,

and he replied by saying that it was because we would consider them

more as people rather than machines, sort of the way the Star Wars

characters interacted with C-3P0. It was a pretty interesting lecture,

even if his predictions turned out to be way off.

For example, he’d never have predicted this 21st century job: Cuddle Party Facilitator [this is a Google cache copy of a classified ad that’s since expired].

Photo: A cuddle party.

You too can make 40 grand a year getting people to do this.

“What, pray tell,” you might ask, “is a cuddle party?” Let me present the Wikipedia definition:

A

cuddle party is a non-sexual event in which adult participants are

encouraged to engage in consensual cuddling,

touching, caressing, and massaging. REiD Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski

founded the organization in New York City that throws regular Cuddle

Parties (they capitalize the events). They use a set of rules to set up

a safe space and keep things from heating up too much, such as no

nudity, hands under clothes, French kisses, dry humping, or other sex.

Erections (“Mother Nature’s way of giving us the thumbs-up sign”) are

not problematic, but should not be acted upon.

The

Cuddle Party promo material tries so hard to emphasize the

wholesomeness and child-like aspects that it ends up making the concept

seem creepy in that Michael Jackson sleepover camp way.


REiD

(yes, that’s how he capitalizes it) Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski, the

creators of the Cuddle Party concept, are such big fans of Ayn Rand

that they gave their company the clever-clever name of “Atlas Spooned”.

It figures that Randroids would find a way to monetize cuddling.

One wonders if ol’ Ayn would’ve approved. I can’t imagine her cuddling

anything other than a large canvas sack of money (just like in the

cartoons, with a big “$” on printed on it), and I’m sure she’d dry-hump

it too.


The next Cuddle Party facilitator training sessions will be held at:

  • Montgomery, Alabama, July 15-17th
  • New York City, September 23-25th

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Geek

Lots of Good Developer Reading at "The Farm"

If you’re a developer, I’ve got lots of good reading material and links for you at the blog I get paid to write, The Farm!