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Canadian TV Trivia Tidbit

Falcon Beach
Y’know, when I was young, oversexed and lived by an ocean, I smiled more than these guys.

If you’ve been watching the CanWest Global TV network or riding the subway in Accordion City, you have been deluged with promos for the new series, Falcon Beach. You have probably (and correctly) guessed that it is the Canadian answer to the hit TV show, The OC.

What you may not have guessed is that it’s made in Winnipeg (a.k.a. “Winterpeg” and “The Peg”). Winnipeg Beach, to be precise. Boss Ross’ hometown.

Mind you, I believe they don’t say where the beach is in the show, and another TV show did manage to convince us that Pittsburgh (actually Toronto in steeltown drag) was a gay party town.

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Monkey Knife Fight! (er, I Mean "Toronto Post-Election Blogstravaganza!")

The characters from 'Suerfriends' and 'Space Ghost' at an illegal underground monkey knife fight.

Bob Tarantino, writer of one of my favourite local blogs, Let it Bleed

(“All the Left has to offer is hypocrisy and lies. We’ve got that PLUS

good looks. Testify!”), has put out the call to “all bloggers,

ex-bloggers, blog readers, blog

groupies, blogger wannabes and assorted hangers-on to gather for

drinks, yuks and good-natured fisticuffs”…in other words, a Blogstravaganza, right here in Accordion City.

The event takes place at Fiddler’s Green, located at 27 Wellesley Street East, on Friday, January 27th at 8 p.m..

Fiddler’s Green is a decent Irish pub that I used to frequent back when

I lived at the corner of Yonge and Carlton. It’s a nice central

location that’s also right on top of Wellesley Station.


Those

of you who’ve been following Canadian politics will note that the

Blogstravaganza will take place on the first Friday after the big

general election, so there’ll be lots to talk about. Of course, by

“talk”, I mean the gamut of conversation types from deep intellectual

discussion to the verbal equivalent of the monkey knife fight pictured

above.

The non-GTABlogger gatherings tend to be, as Bob points out, VRWC (Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy)

meet-ups, sometimes with me as the token centrist. They’re aiming to

make this one a little different — if not non-partisan, at least

“pan-partisan”. They want the spectrum of political types:

Conservative, Liberal, “Dipper” (short for “NDPer”), Green and hey, if

you’re bringing the good stuff, Marijuana Party supporters.

That’s why Bob will be co-hosting the event with Jason Cherniak, who is a Liberal supporter (although these days, the Liberal party seems to have apologists,

not supporters), and hey, the co-hosting slot is open to an NDP

supporter if one is willing to sign up as such. Contact Bob for details.

As Bob writes:

If you’d prefer not to interact with your political opponents, that’s

cool too: we can all just retreat to our respective corners and glare

at each other all night. But what kind of fun is that? Just

think: the election will have just occurred – opportunities will abound

for celebrating with your victorious comrades and/or merciless mocking

of the losers.

…and,

having taken some guff for having the nerve to invite noted right-wing

bloggers to my parties, will add this bit of wisdom (taken from this interview) from New York impresario Chi Chi Valenti:

Since someone’s always hooking up, getting wasted or starting a fight

these days, my standard for a great party is somewhat higher. Most

importantly, there must be a MIX – Vampires and diamond dealers,

legends and New Kids, fetishists and objects of worship, romantics and

cynics, geeks and pop stars, boys, girls and everything in between.

Historically, New York’s best parties (and club nights) have combined

all ages, gender prefs, income levels and style schools. A roomful of

one kind of person is boring and predictable – it is the mark of the

provinces.

At the very least, we could get socio-politico diametric opposites Kathy Shaidle and Antonia Zerbisias drunk enough to wrestle for supremacy in a vat of creamed corn. It may not be pretty, but it might be amusing.

I’ll be there, and you should too.

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The "Nooooooooos" of Star Wars

A newly-suited Darth Vader screaming 'Noooooooo!'

Who knew that the Star Wars series of movies had so many people screaming “Noooooooo!”? Now, for the first time, you can hear them all in one place! [390KB, MP3 file]

Bonus: This entry has a remix of Liam Lynch’s My United States of Whatever, with Darth Vader’s “Nooooo!” subbing for Lynch’s “Whatever”.

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The Annual 2006 Bloggies Campaign

Nominations for the 2006 Bloggies are open until Tuesday, January 10th at 10:00 pm Eastern Standard Time (that’s 03:00 Wednesday, January 11th UTC). The rules are slightly different this year — you have to nominate a minimum of three different blogs for your nomination to be valid. Please make The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century one of your nominations!

The THIRTY Year Old Virgin

Promotional poster image for 'The Forty Year Old Virgin'.

[via Just a Gwai Lo] On Ask Metafilter, a thirty-year old who’s still a virgin asks two questions:

First, how rare are 30-year-old male virgins? Has anyone here lost

their virginity after 30? (I suppose I mean to exclude from this

question people who purposefully made a choice to abtain prior to

marriage.) Does anyone have any (preferably recent) links or materials

as to the age when men lose their virginity? Even if I knew that it was

as low as 1% of the population, that still lets me think to myself that

that probably translates into at least 100 or 200 guys in the same boat

here in Chicago, and ten or twenty thousand nationally. It would let me

feel a little less like the Only Virginal Freak in the World.

My second question is for the women here. Please tell me, honestly,

what your reaction to a partner would be if he told you he was a

virgin. Don’t try to spare my feelings, because I frankly need your

honesty here. My initial desire is to be honest with whomever my first

partner is, because we’ll be in a caring relationship, and heck, for

all I know, it might be a positive thing in their eyes. But I’ve heard

from a few (male) friends of mine that this is something I shouldn’t

reveal … that it will make them wonder what the hell is wrong with

me. Of course, there’s also the fact that my first time will probably

very obviously be my first time to my partner whether I tell her or not.

The responses for the most part have been kind and understanding, which runs counter to the insinuation that the Internet is a nasty place full of liars that a lot of journos have been making as of late. In fact, the questions and responses show just the sort of thing that might not have been possible outside of the ‘net and certainly not possible within a newspaper or magazine.

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Update on Sam Bulte’s Wikipimpslap

This is more like it: someone’s updated the Wikipedia

entry for Sarmite “Sam” Bulte, incumbent MP for my

riding of Parkdale-High Park, which I wrote about

yesterday

During the 2006 federal

election, Bulte was criticized by blogger Cory Doctorow and professor Michael Geist

for her stances in favour of strict copyright laws and substantial

campaign contributions from Canadian and American entertainment

industries. They speculate she is a likely candidate for Heritage

Minister in the next Parliament. [1]

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"I am Getting Verrrry Sleeeeepy…"

It looks as if I’m trying to hypnotize myself!

Joey deVilla holds up a dreidel Christmas tree ornament.

Actually, that’s me holding up one of the dreidel Christmas tree ornaments that Eldon made for me and Wendy. Big thanks to Lisa for the photo, which appears in this blog entry of hers.