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Happy MLK Day!

It’s Martin Luther King Day, a holiday in the United States. To all my American readers  (especially my mother- and father-in-law, who took advantage of the long weekend to visit Wendy and me), Happly MLK Day!

The story goes that Dr. Martin Luther King was going to go with a short, formal, pre-written speech when gospel singer Mahalia Jackson, sitting in the front row, yelled out “Tell them about your dream, Martin! Tell them about the dream!” Some people in the audience joined in, and in response, Dr. King extemporized the famous speech above, which I shall repeat below:


Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.

But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition.

In a sense we have come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.” But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check — a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to open the doors of opportunity to all of God’s children. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underestimate the determination of the Negro. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.

Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair.

I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor’s lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to the South. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

This will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with a new meaning, “My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim’s pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring.”

And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!

Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado!

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of California!

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, “Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”

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Music

Far Better Than the Real "Mary Worth" Strip

Ever wished Mary Worth would stop dropping Hallmark-card proverbs and just get down and get funky? Your wish has been fulfilled: here’s Mary and her friend Jeff doing The Black Eyed Peas’ My Humps!

(Click the image below to see the full comic.)

Bonus Reading: Josh Frulinger has a blog called The Comics Curmudgeon (formerly known as I Read The Comics So You Don’t Have To), where he has a whole category of articles poking fun at Mary Worth.

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The Rephrasing Spider-Man

Spider-Man not only fights crime, he also fights the misuse of words!

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Mesmerizing Animated Graphic of the Week

Until I stumbled across this animated GIF, I didn’t know that Jean-Claude van Damme (“The Muscles from Brussels”) was in the Breakin’ movie. Not only that, it was his first onscreen appearance!

Click the image to see Jean-Claude strut his stuff [1.6MB animated GIF].

Click here to see a rather disturbing picture of Jean-Claude van Damme and Lorenzo Lamas, two buddies at the beach…Brokeback Beach! (It’s still safe for work, unless pictures of men in Speedos are verboten.)

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January 31st: ESRI Canada/Bell Mobility Location-Based Services Seminar

ESRI Canada, in

cooperation with Bell

Mobility, is hosting a seminar on location-based services that will cover “how

developers can capitalize on this exciting Canadian opportunity in

LBS”.

The organizers say that

attendees of the seminar will:

  • Learn about

    what is working in the Canadian LBS market

  • Discover the sales and marketing opportunities

    available to

    application developers who build wireless applications using Bell

    Mobility’s Location Technology with ESRI’s ArcWeb

    Services

  • Learn how to build LBS applications for your

    customers using

    Bell real-time Assisted GPS with the advantages of ESRI’s ArcWeb

    Services maps and data

  • Meet key representatives from Bell and ESRI Canada

    who can help you get started developing web and wireless

    applications

  • Become aware of the exciting partnering

    opportunities with Bell and ESRI Canada

The seminar will take

place at Bell Mobility’s headquarters (5099

Creekbank Road, Mississauga, Ontario) on Tuesday, January 31st, from 7:30 a.m.

(ARRRRGH!) to noon. I’ll be there (and hopefully awake),

and if you’d like to catch up with me there or have lunch (and lots of

coffee afterwards, drop me a

line or leave a note in the comments.

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In the News It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

All-Candidates Meeting: First Two Questions

Here are my notes from the first two questions asked at Wednesday’s all-candidates meeting. Just in case you missed it, I also have an entry containing my notes on the opening statements.


Question 1: Island Airport

[As a resident of the area] we are in the flight path leading to the Toronto Island airport. We expect that if it goes into the use planned by the Port Authority, we can expect 5 hours of flights and noise…[starts soapboxing]

[Someone in the audience yells “Ask the question!”]

[Taken slightly aback] What are your plans to close the Island airport and shut down the Port Authority?

Peggy Nash, New Democratic Party:

  • Would prefer that it was a big park
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  • Liberals failed to deal with the issue
  •    

  • Now the Port Authority is suing Toronto

Sam Bulte, Liberal Party:   

  • I’m with the GTA caucus, and we were instrumental in killing the Island bridge [part of the plan for the airport]
  •    

  • The federal government was not involved in this issue
  •    

  • The Port Authority serves a purpose [wag in audience says: “Yeah, patronage!”
  •    

  • Remain to be convince that a Port Authority hand-over would be a good thing

Lorne Gershuny, Marxist-Leninist Party:   

  • We would consult with people in the neighbourhood for their opinions

Jurij Klufas, Conservative Party:   

  • Just as Adscam was a “gift” to Quebec, the Port Authority fiasco was a “gift” to Toronto
  •    

  • The bridge got cancelled, yet we have to pay $32 million [that’s what the Port Authority is suing the city for]

Terry Parker, Marijuana Party:   

  • [unintelligible] don’t know issue [unintelligible] but will listen

Rob Rishchynski, Green Party:

  • Alternatives exist: service Pearson [Toronto International Airport] with subway link

Question 2: Proportional Representation

The “first past the post” system of elections here leaves many small groups under-represented or locked out. What are your opinions on proportional representation?

Peggy Nash, New Democratic Party:   

  • The current system skews democracy and emphasizes regionalism
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  • It is antiquated
  •    

  • The NDP favours a “mixed proportional representation” system [as opposed to a completely proportional one] as recommended by the Canadian Bar Association

Sam Bulte, Liberal Party:

  • That’s one of our promises

Lorner, Marxist-Leninist   

  • Proportional representation would make things marginally better
  •    

  • The party system is outdated, from a time when white males dominated
  •    

  • Today we are dominated by parties

Jurij Klufas, Conservative Party

  • Proportional representation: interesting
  •    

  • Concerned that “the process is lengthy”
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  • Conservatives have proposed some intermin solutions:       
                 

    • Independent director of public prosecution
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    • Federal accountability act
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Terry Parker, Marijuana Party:   

  • Will have to discuss this one with the party

Rob Rishchynski, Green Party:   

  • We support it
  •    

  • We’re the only party that you can vote for knowing that we’ll do it

Sam Bulte, Liberal Party [rebutting]:

  • It was part of our February 2004 Democratic Reform Action Plan!
  •    

  • We had cross-country roundtables
  •    

  • The provinces are looking into it
  •    

  • There’s academic research into the issue
  •    

  • We’re talking to people about it
  •    

  • Proportional representation [in and of itself] is not always the answer — you need political will
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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Photos from Wednesday’s All-Candidates Meeting

In case you were wondering: yes, I actually did bring the accordion to Wednesday’s all-candidates meeting (you know, the one with the now-infamous Bulte video). Its purpose was strictly visual: I was simply making my presence known.

Paul Nielsen pointed me out to this photo album of shots taken from that meeting, which includes the pic on the left of yours truly with the trusty “street” accordion at my feet, diligently taking notes.