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"Hackers aren’t Like Painters" (or: "For Starters, Painters Get Chicks. And Gonorrhea.")

Book cover: Paul Graham's 'Hackers and Painters'.

Back when I had a personal technical blog (The Happiest Geek on Earth, no longer online),

I used to devote some time to voicing my annoyance with Smug Lisp

Weenies, of whom Paul

Graham is a high-ranking member, if not its Supreme

Commander. Some of these rantings were even chronicled

in Boing

Boing.

In the time that has passed between then and now, Graham’s stance

towards non-Lisp languages, particularly one of my favourites, Python,

has mellowed. He’s also found other topics to write about. As a

result,

a visit to paulgraham.com no longer results in Mr. Graham’s getting up

my nose, at least as long as I don’t peruse the archives.

However, the Law of Conservation of Annoyance has asserted itself, as

Maciej Ceglowski

— both a programmer and a painter — has a bone to pick with Mr.

Graham:

About two years ago, the Lisp programmer and dot-com millionaire Paul Graham wrote an

essay entitled Hackers and

Painters,

in which he argues that his approach to computer programming is better

described by analogies to the visual arts than by the phrase “computer

science”.

When this essay came out, I was working as a computer programmer, and

since I had also spent a few years as a full-time oil

painter,

everybody who read the article and knew me sent along the hyperlink. I

didn’t particularly enjoy the essay — I thought the overall

tone was

glib, and I found the parallel to painting unconvincing — but

it didn’t

seem like anything worth getting worked up about. Just another

programmer writing about what made him tick.

But the emailed links continued, and over the next two

years Paul Graham steadily ramped up his output while moving

definitively away from subjects he had expertise in (like Lisp) to

topics like education, essay writing, history, and of course painting.

Sometime last year I noticed he had started making bank from an actual

print

book of collected essays, titled (of course) “Hackers and

Painters”. I felt it was time for me to step up.

Even if you’re not a computer programmer, you’ll find

Maciej’s essay, titled Dabblers and Blowhards, interesting — even if

only as a look into what geek pissing contests, complete with cruel-albeit-funny cheap shots, look like. He doesn’t

stray too far into technical esoterica and merely argues that hackers

are much, much closer in sprit to engineers rather than artists.

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Another Real Estate Find

As long as I’ve got house-hunting on the brain, how ’bout another story about US$200K+ property rife with drug activity?

An appraiser somewhere in the southwestern US posted some photos of a

house located in “an area undergoing intense renovation right now”. Three of the photos are shown below, and you can click here to see the full set.

 

The leaning toilet of Pisa! Perfect for those hung-over mornings wehn you need to rest your head against the wall. Click the photo to see the full set.

Fully-equipped laundry room. Bonus: if you’re too short time to do a wash, you can always simply hose your clothes down. Click the photo to see the full set.

The living room — best-kept room in the house.

It’s quite telling that the most pristine object in the place is the TV

set. The doilie is a nice touch too — the appraiser reports that the

owner uses it for his bong. Click the photo to see the full set.

The

appraiser says:

The current owner’s “ol’ lady” left him last year and he’s been on an

eleven month drug binge because she won’t let him see his daughter

anymore. He was a very nice guy, he even offered me a hit of meth or

pot or “whatever else I can find around here.” I declined, but he

continued on saying he would be getting about $30k out of the sale of

his house, and the only thing he could think to do with it is to buy

more drugs.

The

appraiser reports that the appraisal value is expected to be around

US$105K and that after renovation, the place should sell for about

US$245K.

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Free Icons!

In addition to writing a Blogware article, I’ve also made some royalty-free icons called “Dread Pirate Roberts”, just for kicks. Feel free to grab ’em from the Blogware blog.

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More Blogware Mechanic Goodness…

Favicons are custom icons associated with

a website. In this installment of The Blogware Mechanic, we’ll look at

how to make a favicon for your blog and in the process get a better

look at Blogware’s filesystem.

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The Blogware Mechanic

It’s not all beer and posting songs about butts on this blog — sometimes, I promote some of my work-related activities!


For those of you with Blogware-powered

blogs (there are lots of ’em, and they’re not necessarily sold under

the name “Blogware”), you might want to check out a new series of

articles I’m writing for the Blogware blog called The Blogware Mechanic.

The Blogware Mechanic

is a regularly-appearing series of articles that will show you how to

go beyond the standard features included in your Blogware-based blog,

customize it in ways you may not have thought possible and make your

blog uniquely yours.

(You didn’t think that all the accordion-related imagery on this

blog came standard, did you? I tried to sneak ’em in, but they didn’t

let me. They’ll pay for that. Ohhhhh, how they’ll pay…)

In the first installment of Blogware Mechanic, I cover the fine art of customizing the “permalink icon” that appears beside the titles of articles from the plain ol’ vanilla “page with the upper-right-hand corner turned over” icon…

…to a nice, snazzy custom icon:

…and along the way, I provide a quick overview of Blogware’s filesystem and templates.

If you’ve got a Blogware blog and are looking to spruce it up, check out the article!

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Ellen Feiss Unreleased PowerBook G4 Ad

[via ellenfeiss.net] I stumbled across this unreleased “Switch”

advertisement [1.7 MB QuickTime, enclosure]  featuring the Stoner

Princess of the Macintosh, Ellen Feiss, slurring the praises of her

Powerbook G4. She doesn’t seem as stoned as she did in the ad that made her

famous, but she still sounds like everyone at Burning Man or the Om

Festival.

Photo: Still from Ellen Feiss' unreleased Powerbook G4 'Switch' ad.

They should’ve given her a cameo on Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

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Good Good Friday

Good Good Friday, everyone!