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Yes, I Know of the Lame-O Explanation of Why Superman’s Lame-O Disguise Works

In response to the previous entry, I’ve received a couple of emails pointing me to Superman #330 (December 1978), in which the writers at DC Comics finally decided to tackle the question “Why does anyone fall for Superman’s hokey disguise?”.

I remember reading that issue in the ’80s and having a good laugh at its hokey explanation. The Reader’s Digest version: Superman emits a low-level hypnotic effect emitted from his eyes. People perceive Clark Kent as being more frail and less handsome than he actually is. The effect is a manifestation of his wish that nobody makes the Clark Kent/Superman connection and is amplified by the lenses in his glasses. The lenses themselves are made of “indestructible Kryptonian plexiglass” from the rocketship that carried him to Earth, which coincidentally shattered into convenient glasses-sized circular fragments during the crash landing.

Even in the world of superhero comics, this explanation was so lame that it’s never been referred to again in the continuity of Superman comics. You can experience the explanation in its full lameness by visiting this site, which has the “meat” of the story, The Master Mesmerizer of Metropolis.

When one of your most powerful enemies can repeatedly be defeated by tricking him into saying his name backwards, your critical thinking skills will tend to atrophy.


I believe that the current explanation for why nobody makes the Clark Kent/Superman connection now stems from the Superman half of his identity: when in his Superman persona, he vibrates his face so that he photographs as a blur. It’s not as lame as the “hypno-glasses” explanation, but still…!

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Damned Liberal Media!

The glasses never fooled anyone, and you could probably see the Superman costume underneath the white shirt.

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Surrealism Break!

No, that’s not one of my cousins.

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Meanwhile, In Oil Country…

Crazed reactionary politics, a dislike for gays, revulsion for places like Ontario and most places east, claims to a surplus of money and oil, oil, oil. If it weren’t for the general support for Israel, all-out distrust of Islam and the fact that some dear friends call it home, it might be fair to call Alberta “Saudi Arabia with cowboy hats”.

Here’s what passes for humour in a entry in The Shotgun, the blog of the Western Standard magazine…

Comic: Excerpt from 'Angry White Males' features on 'The Shotgun'.

It’s not all like that, but sometimes I do wonder if Turner (who lives there with his lovely wife Ashley) gets static for being “from Ontario”.

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Congratulations, Fiona and John!

Photo: Fiancee Fiona and John Bristowe.

[by way of Ashley Bristowe]

At the risk of turning this blog into The Wedding Blog (“All weddings,

all the time!”), I’d like to congratulate John Bristowe, friend and

fellow techie, on his engagement to Fiona. Nicely done, you two!

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"Western Standard" Writing Contest

Comic: Panel from the October 3, 2005 'Achewood'.


The Western Standard, a Canadian conservative magazine, is hosting a writing contest:

Do you have a hot news story that you’d like to write about? Or maybe a strong opinion about something in the news?

Well, now’s your chance. Enter the Western Standard’s writing contest,

and you could win cash prizes – and have your work published in our

magazine!

You’d better enter soon – there are thousands of dollars in cash prizes

up for grabs, and EVERYONE who enters gets a free, year-long

subscription to the magazine, too – a $75 value! (If you already have a

subscription, you can give the extra one to a friend.)

I’ve

got a boatload of technical articles to write, so I’ll probably be a

bit too busy to put in a submission. In case you were looking to make

some extra cash and a brand new writing career, you may want to consult

its blog, The Shotgun,

for some writing tips. As a service, here are some more jumping-off

points for articles that should curry favour with the judging panel:

  • Darth Vader: That Liberal Pussy
  • “That Colby Cosh Feller Looks A Little Liberal Sometimes Too. Keep a 28-Gauge Trained On Him.”
  • “And once all the CBC employees are back at work, that’s when we set off the fertilizer bomb”
  • Holy shit, you mean Swift’s A Modest Proposal Was Satire?
  • Ruhipnol + Texas Dating Sites = Green Card, Here I Come!
  • Ontario Must Be Destroyed
  • Quebec Too
  • Oh Yeah, The Darkies, Too
  • And While We’re At It, The Homos
  • And Did We Mention CBC Employees?
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Blogacatmas Participants [Updated]

My thanks to these Blogacatmas participants, who posted cat pictures on their blogs in honour of this very special day:

Update: Rannie’s posted a great photo up on Photojunkie.