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Clinton Supporter Stabs Obama Supporter

It looks as though the Clinton campaign’s desperation has trickled down to the grassroots level. Truemors reports:

Jose Antonio OrtizJose Antonio Ortiz became so engulfed in his debate in support of Hilary Clinton that he stabbed his brother-in-law, Sean Shurelds — an Obama supporter. Shurelds wasn’t just chanting ‘Yes we can,’ he told Ortiz that Obama is ‘trashing’ Clinton in reference to the state caucuses largely in favor of Obama. Ortiz argued that Obama wasn’t a “realist” before losing all touch with reality stabbing Shurelds.

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Happy Family Day!

The Munsters

Today’s a day off for me and many — but not all — people in Ontario, as it’s the first instance of a new statutory holiday called Family Day. The establishment of this holiday was a promise made by the Provincial Liberal Party for a long weekend in the depths of winter.

One might think that this is the sort of government initiative that would have universal appeal, but that’s not the case. Between confusion among employees as to whether they’d really get the day off, logistical problems as to what to do with the kids, employers complaining about lost revenues and people who dread spending time with their families, the news outlets are reporting tales of woe and the gnashing of teeth:

As for me, I’m going to kick back, noodle around the house, hang out with the wife and cook her a nice lunch and hit the Rhino later this evening to catch up with the other geeks at Rails Pub Nite. Happy Family Day!

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Super Tuesday Post #2

Barack Obama has a posse…and Larry Lessig’s in it. Click here or the image below to go to Larry Lessig’s blog, where he’s posted a video titled 20 Minutes or So On Why I am 4Barack.

Barack Obama has a posse…and Lessig’s one of ‘em
“Posse” image courtesy of OBEY.

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My Favourite Political T-Shirt: “Bros Before Hoes”

T-Shirt Hell makes some outrageously offensive (but sometimes funny) t-shirts, and this one’s my current favourite:

“Bros Before Hoes” t-shirt featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton
Click the photo to see the order page.

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Davos Photo of the Day

Emma Thompson, slumped and asleep in a chair at the World Economic Forum in Davos.
Actress Emma Thompson, like most sane people, is put to sleep by economics.
Thanks to Miss Fipi Lele for the photo!

I don’t blame her; a large gathering of people coming together to discuss hand-wavey applications of The Dismal Science would knock me out too.

(According to this article, she’s there in her capacity as a campaigner for refugees and against sex trafficking.)

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Perhaps We Shouldn’t Have Welcomed Them as Liberators

Chinese troops marching in the snow

Over at the blog Cathartic Relief, there’s an interesting alternate-future-history story that takes place 8 years after the Chinese invaded America in the summer of 2008. I’m sure it’ll get readers riled up in all sorts of different ways; feel free to sound off in the comments!

Some excerpts:

It’s been eight years now. Eight long years. Sure, initially I was glad when China toppled the Bush regime and executed the “retarded tyrant” as I love to call him. It wasn’t that bad at the start, but as time wore on and I realized they weren’t leaving, it started to gnaw at me.

Tienanmen square tanks

The Chinese instituted some changes. They said that the only truly free society was one in which everyone worked for the common good. The imposed their political system on us without asking. I think they believe they’re doing us a favor.

Then there’s the checkpoints they introduced. There are sickeningly frequent reports of US citizens being killed at these checkpoints throughout the country. Apparently what happens is that a carload of civilians gets shouted at (in Chinese) to slow down or stop. Not understanding, they fail to comply. Result: bullet riddled civilians with confused and terrified looks on their faces. Just last week the Chinese killed a busload of 17 civilians. Most of them were school children on a class trip. There were three teachers too.

While the Chinese have deployed much of their national army on US soil, they’ve also used a lot of civilian contractors to enforce curfews and protect foreign diplomats. These contractors and the company they work for (Redwater) are beyond the reach of the US judicial system. The Chinese have given them immunity for their actions on US soil and the company spirits away any individuals accused of wrongdoing before an investigation can get underway, even if there was a point to conducting one.

Chinese Army in an assembly

Initially, people seemed to accept the fact that we needed help getting rid of Bush’s dictatorship. Lately, I think people have come to understand that the Chinese are really here for our natural resources. In the fusion driven, post-oil world, apparently American soil contains a lot of the minerals that drive the fusion process. I don’t really understand it but apparently the largest supply of “whatever it is” (some sort of helium?) was found in Iowa. The Chinese have set up camp there and apparently haven’t left. They can talk all they want about giving us our freedom but with 4,500,000 dead, 21,000,000 Americans who’ve fled and are now living as refugees elsewhere (12,000,000 in Canada alone) and another 1,100,000 fleeing each month, I gotta tell ya, it doesn’t feel all that free.

These are only excerpts; be sure to read the full story.

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You are the 9th Most Loathsome Person in America

Fat woman in an American flag shirt with clenched fist

…well, according to The Beast’s list of the 50 most loathsome people in America for 2007, anyway. (And yes, we’ve got loathsome types of this sort in Canada as well.)

You

Charges

You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism — it’s nationalism when foreigners do it. You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over. You still think Republicans favor limited government. Your knowledge of politics and government are dwarfed by your concern for Britney Spears’ children. You think buying Chinese goods stimulates our economy. You think you’re going to get universal health care. You tolerate the phrase “enhanced interrogation techniques.” You think the government is actually trying to improve education. You think watching CNN makes you smarter. You think two parties is enough. You can’t spell. You think $9 trillion in debt is manageable. You believe in an afterlife for the sole reason that you don’t want to die. You think lowering taxes raises revenue. You think the economy’s doing well. You’re an idiot.

Exhibit A

You couldn’t get enough Anna Nicole Smith coverage.

Sentence

A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn’t cover. You deserve it, chump.