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That’s not how feet work!

Look very carefully at the foot in the poster above. Whoever Photoshopped it clearly didn’t.

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This car’s owner missed a big opportunity by not having a “TOE TRUCK” sticker

Car with “TOESUKR” license plate and all manner of stickers that say that the owner loves toes and sucking toes.
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One bumper sticker, but SO MANY ways to interpret it!

Tap to view at full size. Thanks to Luke Gattuso for the find!

Is this sarcastic? I can’t tell.

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Money Stranger than Fiction

There’s risk tolerance, and then there’s RISK TOLERANCE

In this video posted on Reddit’s “WallStreetBets” subreddit, you can see a cabbie who knows how to make the most of every moment. While at a red light, he’s on a tablet trading Bitcoin.

Consider the risks involved:

  • Using a tablet while driving…
  • in Montreal (the street signs and billboard with “A LOUER” — which means “FOR RENT” — and a 415 area code)…
  • and trading Bitcoin…

…this cabbie loves to live dangerously! I wish him lots of luck.

Watch the video here.

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You know what day it is…

Ayn Rand and Jordan Peterson are brilliant philosophers...FOR APRIL FOOLS!
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What I think when I see frilly coverings in people’s bathrooms

Toilet with frilly white coverings. Caption reads “How dare you speak to me with such disrespect — on this, the day of my toilet’s wedding!”
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This ensemble was actually available for purchase at one point — the toilet ensemble and curtain were available for…$225?!

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Florida of the Day Stranger than Fiction Tampa Bay

Just a goat at night glowing in purple light. Nothing to see here.

Photo credit: Katy Sierra Tap to see the goatiness at full size.

Seminole Heights’ seal, which depicts a two-headed alligatorThe combination of many purple-hued street lights (which are the result of a manufacturing defect) and someone’s runaway pet goat have given my neighborhood, Seminole Heights, a Final Destination or The Omen kind of feel.

Fortunately, I am prepared for this eventuality:

Once again, tap to see the goatiness at full size.