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Geek Stranger than Fiction

Not that long ago, this headline wouldn’t have made any sense

Language evolves with technology, and there’s no better example than the title of a Rolling Stone article posted yesterday: Elon Musk appears to be completely addicted to anime gooner AI slop.

The headline would be unintelligible to most people in North America in 2000:

  • Elon Musk was not yet a household name at the time. If you wanted to evoke images of high tech with a mainstream audience, you’d mention Bill Gates or Steve Jobs.
  • Anime had only started making headway into popular culture  in the mid- to late 1990s thanks to Sailor Moon and Pokémon.
  • At the time, the term gooner was limited to soccer, meaning “superfan of the Arsenal football club.” It had not yet become internet slang for “porn addict” or “chronic self-pleasurer.”
  • The term “AI” would have been reasonably well known by then, and a year later, Syeven Spielberg’s film, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, would be released.
  • “AI slop” is a term that only got mainstream popularity last year thanks to programmer and tech blogger Simon Willison.
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Stranger than Fiction The Current Situation

Beware the radioactive Walmart shrimp

You might not be aware of the FDA’s warning that Walmart’s house brand of raw frozen shrimp might be contaminated with the radioactive isotope cesium-137, a byproduct of uranium-235 fission, which typically happens in nuclear reactors or nuclear detonations. If you enjoy the Fallout games and TV series, we’re one step closer to that world!

You can find out more in this article, but if you’d rather get to the practical info, I’ve posted it below:

Consumers should not eat or serve certain lots of Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart stores in AL, AR, FL, GA, KY, LA, MO, MS, OH, OK, PA, TX, and WV:

Brand Product Name Product Type Best By Item Code Lot Code Distributor
Great Value Frozen Raw White Vannamei Shrimp Frozen Raw Ez Peel Tail-On Farm-Raised White Vannamei Shrimp, 2lb bag 3/15/2027 7383108 8005540-1 Walmart
Great Value Frozen Raw White Vannamei Shrimp Frozen Raw Ez Peel Tail-On Farm-Raised White Vannamei Shrimp, 2lb bag 3/15/2027 7383108 8005538-1 Walmart
Great Value Frozen Raw White Vannamei Shrimp Frozen Raw Ez Peel Tail-On Farm-Raised White Vannamei Shrimp, 2lb bag 3/15/2027 7383108 8005539-1 Walmart
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Stranger than Fiction Tampa Bay

Tampa Bay deal of the day: 8′ tall inflatable Crown Royal bottle!

Do you have a bar, college dorm, man cave, or stage setup that has an empty corner that needs a little decorative boost? I have the solution:

Someone in St. Pete is selling an eight-foot tall inflatable Crown Royal bottle for $400!

It was listed on Facebook Marketplace four days ago at the time of writing. Here’s a screen capture of the listing:

If you really want it, you’d best contact the seller ASAP!

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Stranger than Fiction

How NOT to sell a computer

As I’ve written before, I sometimes browse Facebook Marketplace for nothing more than pure entertainment, because it always has gems that make me laugh out loud.

Case in point: take a look at the posting below for a laptop for sale recently posted in Tampa Bay’s Facebook Marketplace:

  • There’s no information that buyers would find useful (such as RAM and hard drive size), but…
  • there is information that buyers might find off-putting. Read the description to see what I mean.

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Stranger than Fiction

“You had me at ‘grenade’” / “Show me the MAC-10!”

Clearly, I missed out by not watching the director’s cut of Jerry Maguire!

But seriously — when films go abroad, especially to Asia and Africa, they’re promoted with hand-painted signage made by people who haven’t seen them, and often are following the most cursory description of the plot and a couple of photos.

The roots of “Show me the money!” are still visible in the translation from film to poster…

…but I have no idea what’s going on with dismembered Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.’s character). I think the machete-wielding guy to Rod’s left is supposed to be Frank Cushman’s dad (played by Beau Bridges), and that his holding Rod’s severed arm, which in turn is holding a grenade, is an action-film allegory for what actually happens in the movie.

Want to see more movie posters like this? Deadly Prey Gallery is an Instagram account that features wild Ghanian interpretations of American films.

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Science Stranger than Fiction The Current Situation

Louis Pasteur is spinning in his grave right now

That TikTok wellness influencer is so close to getting it.

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funny Stranger than Fiction Tampa Bay

Meanwhile, in Tampa…

I want to know, but I also don’t want to know.