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Life Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

City Hall’s Badly-Photoshopped Family

Accordion City has a reputation for its great blend of different nationalities, races and cultures, and it’s one of the reasons I love this place. However, there are times when the folks at City Hall, in their well-intentioned attempts to be inclusive, seem to be trying a little too hard. Case in point: how the stock photo, pictured below on the left, got photoshopped (and quite obviously, too) into the cover of the Toronto Fun Guide, pictured below on the right:

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Speaking as a force of darkness – I much prefer being called that to “person of colour” – I find inclusivity-by-editing to be a little silly, if not condescending. C’mon, people! This is Toronto! If you really want a picture of an ethnically diverse family in this city, all you have to do is bring a camera to any busy public place – say any major shopping mall – and wait five minutes.

You could also just use the photo below, which features real Toronto people: a Filipino guy, an American Jewish woman and a giant pita from somewhere in the Mediterranean or Middle East. Three ethnicities, one pic!

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The folks at Stillepost have been having fun re-photoshopping the Toronto Fun Guide. Here are my favourites, with my favourite one saved for last:

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Life

Penguin Classics Deck Chairs

For the avid reader or literary poseur who likes to lounge outdoors: Penguin Classics Deck Chairs!

"Penguin Book" deck chairs -- deck chairs styled in the cover of Penguin Classics books -- "Man and Superman" by Shaw and "A Room of One's Own" by Woolf

[Found via Jennifer Tribe.]

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Life

Oedipal Airlines

They ran some weird ads back in the late sixties and early seventies…

American Airlines ad about their stewardesses: "Think of her as your mother" Click the ad to see it at full size.
Image courtesy of “knutmo”.

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Life

Truly, I am in the Land of Plenty…

…for what other land has six different flavours of microwaveable cake?

Grocery shelf full of Betty Crocker "Warm Delights" microwaveable cakesClick the photo to see it at full size.

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Life

“Explore. Dream. Discover.”

It’s one of the recurring themes of this blog, and it bears repeating:

"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbors. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."Photo found via Reddit. Click the photo to see the source.

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Life

방구 (or: “Did You Fart?”)

Peter Griffin, with Brian taped to his face as a replacement moustache: "Moustache fart."

“Chiamattt” is the younger brother of my high school pal Kevin, and he recently discovered the golden rule of farting: location, location, location.

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Life

Smooch!

Man and woman in surgical masks, kissing Photo courtesy of Elvis Depressley.