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Geek It Happened to Me

Drink Your Own Pee Dot Com [Updated]

The marketing team here at Tucows has informed me that domain names are increasing in value. People are forking outbig money for them again. I hear that domain names ending with the word “world” — for example, “pantsworld.com”, “steakworld.com”, “accordionworld.com” — are highly prized.

(If you’d like to know more interesting facts about domain names, Dennis Forbes has written an excellent article on what’s taken and what’s still available.)

I have decided that I have not exercised my domain name registration powers enough. No more!

I have claimed that the Internet would be “over” — not “over” in the non-functional sense, but “over” as in the way acid-wash jeans are — when the domain name drinkyourownpee.com was registered. I have decided that I must destroy the internet in order to save it and decided to register it myself. It’s mine now. Mine! Drink Your Own Pee Dot Com! Whoo-hoo!

(Ahem.)

And now comes the experiment. I’m going to see if I can turn it into a money-maker. There are all sorts of strategies I can try; I’m going to take some for a test spin and see which ones work. If drinkyourownpee.com makes me enough money to take The Missus out to dinner once a month, I’ll consider it a success. I’ll keep you informed of my progress.

(Suggestions are welcome — just leave them in the comments!)

The “It Should Be Obvious, But Just In Case It Isn’t” Disclaimer

I do not, I repeat, do not drink my own pee.

Update: Or anyone else’s pee, you wiseguys.

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Meanwhile, Over at Tucows Farm…

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Geek

Have You Read "Tucows Farm" Lately?

Here’s a shameless plug for Tucows Farm, one of the blogs I get paid to write…

What programming web site will not just inform you, but entertain you as well?

Excerpt from the 'Pirate vs. Ninja' series in the webcomic 'PvP'.

That’s right: Tucows Farm. Because programming is more than just Aspergers and Emacs these days.

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Geek

Podcast Transcript Now Available

Tucows Developer PodcastsThe podcast that I mentioned earlier — the one in which I interviews Tucows’ VP of Product Development, Alain Chesnais — now has a transcript, which I’ve posted on Tucows Developer.


Why Podcasts?

The “podcast-and-transcript” approach is the one that I’ll be taking with the podcasts over at Tucows Developer, as it offers the best of both worlds.

You might ask “Why post podcasts, anyway?”. The preliminary observations of the results of podcasts from technical websites seem to be good. At the Evans Data Developer Relations

Conference that Ross and I attended in early February, we saw that a

number of companies found that podcasts were a good way to explain the

broad strokes of a technology or product.

In his presentation, Bill Roth from BEA systems said that podcasting “lets you touch customers

at points where previously no opportunity existed.” Translated from marketer-speak, podcasting

lets you communicate with your users and customers at times you couldn’t before: on their

commute, at the gym, while running errands, and so on.

There’s also the “high-touch” factor of podcasts. It’s one thing to read

an essay or the transcript of a conversation, but another thing entirely

to hear the speakers say things in their own voice. The spoken word has a different “flow” from the written one, and a conversation between two or more people has a certain spark and spontaneity that a group-written article can’t capture.

There’s a world of great podcasts out there, and their number is growing every day. If you’d like a sample, take a look at the IT Conversations website, which features speeches and interviews with some of the brightest and most interesting minds in high tech. For a fun listen, I recommend Wil Wheaton’s “Just a Geek” presentations at the Gnomedex conference — here’s part one and here’s part two.

Why Transcripts?

For the benefit of people who can’t listen to podcasts, who want to scan a podcast quickly for a specific topic or phrase and search engines, we’re also posting transcripts of our podcasts. Luckily, a service like CastingWords.com exists. CastingWords.com is the podcast transcription service whom we used to transcribe the podcast for us. They did a good job and their rates are very reasonable: they charge by podcast length — 42 cents a minute. We’ll be using their services for future podcasts.

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Geek

When LiveJournallers Don Armour

Renaissance Faires, which I consdier to be one of the lower rungs of the geek hierarchy are just one of those aspects of geek culture that I just can’t get into (and remember, I can put up with a lot of crap: I sat through Spanglish and a Reform Party student meeting).

Swordplay, jousting, mead, wenches — those are all fine things in my book. It’s when you combine them all in festival form and put a sloppy Knights of the Round Table cosplay veneer that it all goes straight to nerd hell. That’s why I found this entry by Patrick of Bad News Hughes so funny: he went to a Ren Faire simply for the purpose of mocking them. Prithee, Sir Bad News Hughes, I raise a flagon of…oh, never mind.

“You see, Billy? Keep yourself parked in front of the Xbox instead of going outside once in a while for a football game and you’ll eventually end up on the other side of this rope with Baron von Clownypants and his band of half-assed D’artagnans, instead of out here where the [chicks are].”
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Geek It Happened to Me

The BubbleShare Bubble Wrap Photo++ Contest

Albert Lai is the CEO of BubbleShare, a
software company that makes a web application bearing the same name. Albert’s and my path have crossed time and again ever since I graduated from Crazy Go Nuts University and entered the working world. We first met eleven years ago during the interactive CD-ROM boom at Mackerel Interactive Media, when he was still in high school and doing an internship there. We later met at during the P2P boom in 2000/2001 when we lived at the same Fillmore/Fulton townhouse complex in San Francisco and were working at our respective peer-to-peer projects (I was at OpenCola, and I can’t remember where Albert was working). We’ve recently crossed paths again, this time during the Web 2.0/web services boom, and BubbleShare is his project.

BubbleShare is a pretty nice photo-sharing web thingy, with the annoyances of many photo-sharing web thingies excised. You don’t have to register to start posting photos online, nor do you need to download software or pay a monthly fee. Photos on BubbleShare can be annotated with comments and even audio. It makes it easy to send email that says “Hey, look at my photos” to your friends and family, and it’s set up so that even the least technical of them — for most people, it’s “my mom”, but in my case, it’s Dad who’s the most technologically hopeless — can click a link and see your photos.

BubbleShare’s holding a contest and the company for whom I work, Tucows, is lending a hand. Click here for the details, and find out how to win some prizes. One of the prizes is an iPod Nano, and who knows — maybe my iPod Nano-luck will rub off on you.

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Geek Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

DemoCamp 3.0 at Tucows – Monday, Feburary 20th

(Originally posted at Tucows Developer.)

DemoCamp 3.0 — the third in an ongoing series of gatherings of developers demonstrating projects on which they’re working — takes place on Monday, February 20th at the Tucows offices (96 Mowat Avenue, just east of King and Dufferin Streets in Toronto).

The first DemoCamp attracted about two dozen people, and the second drew in around 60. This third one promises to be every bit as good and as of this writing, will feature the following demonstrations:

  • DrProject: a “classroom-friendly” version of the Trac source code/project management system.
  • OpenBlueNetworks.com’s Jewellery Search:
    a online sales system for jewellery vendors. There will also be a brief talk about outsourcing.
  • TheLocalGuru.com: Matches up people with skills with the people who need their help.
  • Nuvvo: A site that enables free online e-learning.

DemoCamp will run from 6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m., after which we’ll talk a short (a few blocks) walk to the Liberty Street Cafe (25 Liberty Street) for food, drinks and extended discussion.

There si no charge for attending DemoCamp — all we ask is that you sign up at its wiki page. Hope to see you there!