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funny

National Lampoon’s "Apocalypto"

[via Sarcasmo’s Corner]

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It Happened to Me

Tequila Bookworm Has Moved!

Tequila Bookworm's old location, with the windows all covered up.

In the six years I lived in the funky Queen and Spadina neighbourhood, I spent a lot of time at the Tequila Bookworm cafe. Not only did I hang out there, but during my time as an indie software developer, it was my office. I’d bring my laptop, buy lunch and lots of Diet Cokes and crank out a lot of software there. I became a regular fixture there, got to know everyone who worked or hung out there and even got involved — briefly and disastrously — with a cute waitress who worked there.

I was surprised to find out in BlogTO that they’d moved. It’s not a great distance — barely half a block west — but they’ve taken over the Epicure Cafe, which has two floors and an upstairs patio in the back. This is a graduation not only to what I think is a larger space, but also to a real kitchen. At the old location, they did all the cooking behind the bar, which often meant that I left the cafe with my clothes smelling like the chicken they cooked on their George Foreman grill.

I’ll have to drop by one of these days.

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Geek

Joel on Backpedalling

Well, that didn’t take long. In his Thursday, December 28th blog entry, geek blogger Joel “Joel on Software” Spolsky wrote this rather absolute-sounding pronouncement on Microsoft’s Vista-loaded laptop giveaway:

Microsoft’s crazy offer, though, made me think a lot more about this whole thing, and I’ve decided that from this point forward I’m not accepting anything, full stop.

In the very next blog entry, he writes:

Anyway, only three days after announcing my new policy of “no gifts,” I’m stuck with this copy of the book I got in the mail for free. Should I send it back and buy my own copy? The New York Times policy on Journalism Ethics says, “Staff members may keep for their own collections—but may not sell or copy—books, recordings, tapes, compact discs and computer programs sent to them for review. Such submissions are considered press releases.”

Although I have to give kudos to Joel for being forthright and even though I don’t think that there’s anything wrong with his statement of principles or with accepting giveaways from companies, I can’t resist poking a little fun at him for backpedalling so quickly. I’m reminded of “Tom Tuttle from Tacoma”, John Candy’s character in the movie Volunteers, who resists communist brainwashing for a whole sixty seconds (the brainwashing is also undone with just one slap to the face). Dude, I have stationery that doesn’t fold as quickly as you do.

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Geek

Wired’s Top Ten Tech Cities, Toronto and Toronto Tech Week

Here’s something of interest to those of you who are interested in helping promote Accordion City as a great place for techies to live, work and play: Wired’s article, 10 Top Tech Towns, in which they list the top 10 cities across the U.S. “to get your geek on”. The cities, in alphabetical order, are:

  • Austin
  • Boston
  • Los Angeles
  • New York City
  • Orlando
  • Pittsburgh
  • Raleigh-Durham
  • San Francisco Bay Area
  • Seattle
  • Washington, DC

The factors that were measured in choosing these cities were:

Proximity to top-ranked engineering schools

Tech jobs, per capita, on Dice

Personal ads, per capita, on Geek 2 Geek.

Craigslist postings per capita

Number of attendees at local meetings of Dorkbot, a group for “people doing strange things with electricity”

Availability of free Wi-Fi

Comic book stores per capita

Circuit City stores per capita

With the inclusion of Canadian cities and some minor substitutions — for example, substitute “Future Shop” or “Best Buy” for “Circuit City”, and thing like “DemoCamp” and “Sumo Robot Challenge” for “Dorkbot” — I think that Toronto could easily find itself in this list.

Of course, it’s one thing to have the virtues of a top 10 tech city and another to have them known. Luckily, we’re working on that — Toronto Tech Week will take place at the end of May, and I’m hoping to play a key role in its success. I’ll write more on it later, but for now, check out Mark Kuznicki’s piece on Toronto Tech Week.

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Geek

Congratulations, Albert!

This one’s going to make sense only to those familiar with the Accordion City tech scene: Congrats to local tech scenester and Bubbleshare CEO Albert Lai on the acquisition of BubbleShare by Kaboose!

For more details, go take a look at my article on Global Nerdy.

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The Current Situation

"The First Time as Tragedy, the Second Time as Farce"

I found the table below in the article That was Diem; This is Now below on this page thanks to Patrick Nielsen Hayden’s “Sidelights” list on Making Light. Your reaction to it will vary depending on your opinion of the current U.S. administration. Feel free to fire away in the comments.

THEN NOW
Communist revolution in China 9-11
Red Scare Fifth Column
China Lobby Neo-Cons
Taiwan/Republic of China Israel
International Communism Axis of Evil
None Dare Call It Treason Treason
Red Channels David Horowitz
John Foster Dulles Dick Cheney
Liberation roll-back One Percent Doctrine
Hungary, 1956 Marsh Arabs
Domino Theory Terrorist havens
North Vietnam Iran
Cardinal Spellman Israel Lobby
Ngo Dinh Diem Ahmed Chalabi
Walt Whitman Rostow Paul Wolfowitz
Quemoy and Matsu Kuwait
Gulf of Tonkin WMDs
Catholics and Buddhists Sunni and Shi’ites
Robert McNamera Donald Rumsfeld
Association of Southeast Asian Nations Coalition of the Willing
Rolling Thunder Shock and Awe
Advisers Embedded Trainers
Vietnamization “We’ll stand down when they stand up”
Fact-finding missions Iraq Study Group
Joseph McCarthy Tom DeLay
Hubert Humphrey Hillary Clinton
Barry Goldwater John McCain
George McGovern John Edwards
Bobby Kennedy Barack Obama
Walter Winchell Rush Limbaugh
Joe Pyne Bill O’Reilly
Commies Secular progressives
Edward R. Murrow Keith Olberman
I.F. Stone Josh Marshall
Whittaker Chambers Christopher Hitchens
Joseph Buttinger Peter Beinart
Dan Rather (covering Nixon) David Gregory
I Led Three Lives Sleeper Cell
Al Capp Mallard Fillmore
Martin Peretz Martin Peretz
Lyndon Johnson, peace candidate of 1964 ?
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funny

"Happiest Day of My Fuggin’ LIFE!!!"

I found the photo below thanks to Miss Fipi Lele and “j2323”. I offer it as a warning to anyone who’s getting married soon to not go so hard on the booze at the reception:

Bride refusing to have the champagne bottle taken away from her.

The original didn’t have the bride’s face partially obscured; I did it as an act of mercy.