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The Simplest Internet Keyboard

'Le Petit Prince' ('The Little Prince'), as drawn by Antoine de Saint-Exupery.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery (author and illustrator of Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince), came up with the maxim that all designers regardless of craft should take to heart:

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

In this spirit, here’s a “nothing left to take away” computer keyboard:

Keyboard with only two keys: 'MUSIC' and 'PORN'.

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Squishy Cow on the Cover of "Quick & Simple" Magazine

Cover of the Jan. 30, 2007 'Quick & Simple' magazine, featuring the Squishy Cow.

The Tucows Squishy Cow certainly gets around! The latest sighting is on the cover of this week’s Quick and Simple magazine, a weekly produced by Good Housekeeping, where she’s used to illustrate the cover story, Goodbye Clutter!.

(Yes, I know that the Squishy Cows are manufactured by a company that sells them to companies other than Tucows, but I still think of the Squishy Cow as ours.)

For more Squishy Cow sightings, go check out Flickr; you’ll find them tagged with either squishycow or squishycows.

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Respectable Journalists Don’t Work for the Sun

“Respectable journalists don’t just disclose,” writes Ian King, who takes issue with my acceptance of the Vista-pre-loaded laptop from Microsoft last month.

I will counter and end the argument by saying “consider the source”. In this case, Mr. King writes for the Sun chain, a group of newspapers who unashamedly model themselves after British tabloids, from so-called “reporters” who are really drunks with notepads, to the “page three girls”, to bad writing to the target readership of just-short-of-functionally-literate yobbos, chavs and lager louts. Barely suitable for fishwrap, I’ve seen better papers after wiping my ass.

Respectable journalists don’t work for the Sun. The organization for which Mr. King works is not so much a newspaper as it is a flyer for a bunch of discount stereo stores that uses what barely passes for “news” as a excuse for printing.

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Been Caught Staring, Again

P. Diddy’s not the only celebrity who’s been photographed doing some inappropriate staring.

Pluto checks out Alice in Wonderland at Disneyworld.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

Photo: Accordion Busker and His Dog

An accordion busker and his dog.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Been Caught Staring

Today’s “How to be a Gentleman” Tip: don’t sneak a glance at a woman’s breasts when hundreds of photographers have their cameras trained on you…

Jessica Biel, as P. Diddy stares at her decolletage.
Damn girl, those are some golden globes! P. Diddy sneaks a peek at Jessica Biels at the Golden Globe Awards.

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"The Empire Strikes Back" Redux

Now that we know more about Darth (“The Jedi formerly known as ‘Anakin Skywalker'”) Vader’s early years, it only makes sense that the crucial scene in The Empire Strikes Back should be remade this way: