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The Latest Trailer for "The Simpsons Movie"

In case you haven’t seen it yet, there’s a new, longer trailer for The Simpsons Movie:

Bart skateboards naked as a bullet chases him in the new 'Simpsons' movie.

Someone has suggested that the movie shouldn’t be promoted as an “epic”, but instead as being written by “the FUNNY writers of The Simpsons, back when the show was good.”

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Meanwhile, on Global Nerdy…

Captain Jack Sparrow approaches a Windows Vista box.

Meanwhile, on Global Nerdy, the tech blog:

  • The latest “iPod killer:” mobile subscription music services. “I have my doubts. If subscription was such a winner, surely we’d see some pretty impressive numbers for the Windows Media-based subscription services that already exist, and target the much more mature digital audio player market? Yes, I know subscription has its fans, but the dollars don’t lie—people prefer iPods, downloads, and ripping.”
  • AOL screen name owners now have OpenIDs, too. “That’s 60MM or so newly-active OpenIDs in one fell swoop. Granted, most AOL and AIM users wouldn’t know what to do with their newly-minted OpenIDs, but it’s nice to see the infrastructure there for when the concept’s mature enough to start to take popular root.”
  • 200 Megabytes of RAM Ought to be Enough for Anybody. “Here’s something from Reddit that shoud make you snicker: it’s a thread from the comp.is.ms-windows.misc newsgroup from February 1997 in which the posters discuss whether or not computers will someday need gigabytes of RAM.”
  • Apple’s “Spring Forward” Update. “With the US Congress’ 2005 ruling that daylight savings time should start three weeks earlier and end one week later taking place this year, DST has become the new Y2K. Apple just pushed out a system update that includes adjustments for these changes.”
  • Joel on Software’s 7 Steps (plus a bonus one) to Remarkable Customer Service. “Joel Spolsky’s latest article on Joel on Software not only follows one of the “How to write headlines that get attention” rules that have been making the rounds at Techmeme these days, but it lists some lessons that he says he learned during the early days of Fog Creek Software, when he did tech support.”
  • Vista’s Dates Keep Talking About Their “Ex” — Mac OS X, That Is. “According to Iljitsch van Beijnum over at Infinite Loop, a large number of people writing reviews of Vista keep bringing up Mac OS X. Worse still, some of these review are rather akin to your date saying ‘You’re not as handsome/pretty/smart/cool/charming as my ex was’.”
  • Ballmer Blames BRIC Pirates for Vista’s Slow Sales. “Never mind all the reviews that tell readers not to upgrade to Vista unless it comes bundled with a new computer, all the write-ups that say that it’s only incrementally better than XP or the recommendations to go with the two-year-old Mac OS X 10.4 over the brand-new Vista. Vista’s slow sales, according to Steve Ballmer, are the fault of pirates in the “BRIC Countries” (Brazil, Russia, India and China, all of which are emerging markets for the high-tech sector).”
  • Trulia Announces Their API for Creating Real Estate Mashups. “According to the announcement in the Trulia blog, the practical upshot of having access to their API will mean that you can write applications to answer questions such as: “What was the average price of a 2-bedroom home in ZIP 94002 on the week of 11/27/2006?” (The answer is $809,533) or “Which neighborhood was the biggest winner/loser in Manhattan over the past 6 months in terms of search traffic?” (The biggest winner was the Flatiron District, the biggest loser was Battery Park City).”
  • Now You’ll Know Which Idiot is Filling Your Comments Section with Pointless, Puerile Drivel. “Pardon me if I don’t get too terribly excited about Om Malik’s news that Digg, the new Slashdot — and no, that’s not a compliment — is going to adopt the OpenID standard.”
  • “Windows Vista’s User Account Control is leading you to make a security choice based on a false sense of trust. Cancel or allow?” “If you’re already using Vista, you’ve probably run into at least one of those annoying “Cancel or Allow?” dialog boxes lampooned in the Mac ad above. Now it turns out that you can’t always trust them. The Symantec Security Response weblog has an article in which they say that in some cases, Vista’s UAC approach ‘becomes a chicken and egg situation when the user is making a decision based on a false sense of trust.'”
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Of Course, He COULD Be a Guy Dressed Up as Henry VIII…

…but let’s just say that I have my doubts and think that he did indeed misspell “tutor”:

Truck with sign reading 'Computer Tudor'.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Some links:

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Jeans from the Seventies

Here’s something unusual: a 1970’s ad for jeans in which the clothes and hairstyles don’t look terribly dated (well, maybe the big-buttoned pockets on the blue-coloured jeans might seem a bit odd today):

1970s ad for h.i.s. jeans: 'Jeans that turn a dude into a stud.'
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

And how ’bout that guy in the middle? Who knew Nick Nolte did modelling work?

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To Serve and Protect, or To Whiten Teeth and Freshen Breath?

I have to say that while I appreciate the intent of the proposed redesign for Accordion City’s police cars, I hate the look. It looks more like the car for the promo team for a new flavour of Crest toothpaste, not the preservers of law and order:

Proposed new design for Toronto police cars.

Seriously, if this becomes the official look of the local cop cars, I will go into crime simply to distance myself from this design as much as possible. Not just ordinary crime, either, but Lex Luthor/Doctor Doom supervillain crime.

I much prefer the proposed redesign for the Ontario Provincial Police cars, which not only say “serious police business”, but “Hey, it’s the Blues Brothers!” as well:

Proposed new design for Ontario Provincial Police cars.

[via BlogTO]

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Song of the Week: "Don’t You (Forget About Me)" by Billy Idol (2001)

Before the Home Alone series of movies completely ruined him, John Hughes could put together some decent movies: National Lampoon’s Vacation, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, Planes, Trains and Automobiles and what I consider to be one of the most important films ever made, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. His teen coming-of-age movies were a cut above the typical celluloid fare aimed at adolescents. They were known not only for their scripting, but for their soundtracks as well: there were always at least three or four good alt-rock singles in each movie’s soundtrack album — with the notable exception of The Breakfast Club.

DVD cover for 'The Breakfast Club'.

The soundtrack album for The Breakfast Club was the least remarkable of the bunch, featuring only one track of note, both commercially and critically: Don’t You (Forget About Me), written by Keith Forsey. Looking for someone to perform the number, Forsey approached both Bryan Ferry (lead vocalist for seminal art-rock band Roxy Music) and Billy Idol, who was then enjoying the wave of success from his 1983 album, Rebel Yell. Both turned down the gig. Ferry’s reasoning is obvious: he’s an arts-school wanker (really, he has a Bachelor of Fine Arts, and that gives you ten automatic wanker points) and taking the gig would be “selling out”. On the other hand, Idol is no stranger to the concept. He’d already traded in his punk cred from his prior band, Generation X (in fact, one hit single of his, Dancing with Myself is a remake of a Generation X number) — why didn’t he take the gig?

The band who would end up performing the number, Simple Minds, turned down the offer at first, not wanting to perform someone else’s music. Their record label pressured them to do so, and by caving, the band ended up with their biggest hit single. This was a sore point with both the band and their fans. Die-hard fans of the band would boo them whenever they played the song at their concerts in the mid-80s, and the band were annoyed that the song for which they will be remembered isn’t one they wrote or originally wanted to do.

The single was a big hit at parties; I own a very worn-out beer-stained 12″ vinyl single that spun several times, a few of which were during parties thrown while my folks were away in Europe. I would also end up playing the keyboard part on a borrowed Roland Juno-106 synth with my friends in our Billy Idol/Platinum Blonde cover band. I’ll have to write up some stories about those times someday.

In 2001, in what seems like an admission of “coulda, woulda, shoulda”, Billy Idol included Don’t You (Forget About Me) as a bonus single on his “greatest hits” album. His version’s pretty decent and gives us a taste of what could’ve been.

This song will be available for a week, after which it’ll evaporate. Enjoy!

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I’d Have Given the Kid the Mark for Item 2

Via Reddit, here’s a picture of a kid’s answers to an English test:

'Opposites' test in which a kid said that the opposite of 'pro' is 'noob'.

I’d have given the kid full marks for number 2 and deducted half-points for putting ‘live’ instead of ‘life’ as the opposite of ‘death’ and for adding an l to ‘hopeful’.