Author: Joey deVilla

Oh, it’s on, Bunny. It’s. On.

It’s December, which means it’s time to start making regular visits to the “Santa, NO!” Tumblr, the home of regrettable Santa pictures. Some of these may not be safe for work or your mental health, but I can’t help it: I need to look into that Santa abyss!

Santa snitched.

Here’s what the good boys and girls in Colorado and Washington State are getting this year.

“Don’t you judge me and put me on the naughty list,” huffed Becky as she battered Santa with the snow shovel she named “Vengeance”. “You don’t know my life!”

This is how young kids picture Santa when they’re made to sit on his lap at the mall.

Yes, you’ve probably been told over and over that life’s about the journey, not the destination (and if you’re a regular reader of this blog, I’ve probably told you that at least a half-dozen times), but you’ve probably never been told this way: with philosopher Alan Watts’ voice and the South Park guys doing the pictures. (Really, it’s the South Park guys — check the credits.)

Click the photo to see it at full size.

…is that it opens up the arenas for all sorts of people to get into the game.

On my tech blog, Global Nerdy, I talk about what I’ve been up to with the startup I’ve been working on: Top Right Corner.

“I’ll take a half pound of the shaushage and a pound of the brishket, and make it shnappy!”