Author: Joey deVilla

Image created by Wayne Brown, found via Erinn Day.

He works hard and plays hard. Montgomery Scott is the engineering role model.

Seen today just off Queen Street West:

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“Yeah, yeah, I said all that about camels and needles, but for 20%, you’ve got yourself a deal, son! Now who’s up for steak and scotches?”

For more oddball paintings of Jesus in modern situations, take a look here.

I had the old ’90s sci-fi TV series Babylon 5 on in the background while working last night, when this scene from an episode early in its third season came on. It pretty much describes my current work situation rather well:

At least I’m not bored, and as another character on the show is wont to say: “Faith manages.”

Found via none other than George Takei.

Most logical.

Now you can rickroll people in Klingon. Qa’pla!

But what would Worf think?

The Verge says it best:

Not every action film star can say they delivered enough one-liners to become a parody of themselves, but Arnold Schwarzenegger certainly can.

And now, as part of a promotion for his new film, Escape Plan (which for some reason had its world premiere in the Philippines), he’s doing requests for those classic lines on YouTube. Here’s what he’s posted on his account so far…

Put That Cookie Down!

You Hit Like a Vegetarian

Who is Your Daddy, and What Does He Do?

Get to the Choppa!

It’s Not a Tumor! (Plus Bonus Shout-out)

Room for My Fist

What is Best in Life?

Thanks, and I’ll be Back

The ones I want to see him re-do:

• You should not drink and bake.
• I’m the party pooper.
• Here is Sub-Zero! Now…plain zero!
• Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.

For reference, here’s the old-school stuff: