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It’s technically correct, and we know what kind of correct that is:
Disney’s acquisition of Marvel has made for some pretty good movies and the oh-so-well-done Marvel Cinematic Universe, much to the relief of comic book fans everywhere. Imagine what would’ve happened if Sanrio had bought Marvel instead:

(Yes, I know that the Winter Soldier isn’t in the Avengers…)

It would appear that I’m going with a fashion theme today!
Let’s see:
I’m sure there’s an iDevice or MacBook Air (or both!) in the man-purse. If he had a fixie, he’d score perfectly on the hipstometer.

Sure, the outfit makes use of the right colors according to The Official Preppy Handbook (the ’80s satire that a lot of teenagers mistook for a style guide), but the padded shoulders — and are those padded arms? — have got to go. I’d rather wear the “used car salesman” jacket in the background. I’m fine with men in skirts, but the skirt above looks too damn narrow.

The move to Tampa wasn’t just about the job, as nice as it is. It was all about Anitra. And after two and a half years together, it’s time to make things official.
We’re getting married. No idea when, no idea where (other than “somewhere in the Accordion Bay area”), and the “how” will be sorted out. But we know why.
Bears have discovered the joys of hammocks:
He got in the hammock like he was a tourist or something. Then something spooked him and he ran right back there. Then half an hour later I come back and I saw there he is in the hammock again.
Wait, tourists are allowed to walk into random back yards and sleep on people’s hammocks? Awesome.