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The key to winning at life is staying focused on your goals

Here’s a little inspiration to help you get going on a Monday:

doesn't matter got noodles

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The Mother’s Day present for kids who like to live dangerously

world's okayest mom

 

Available here, if you dare. You can also get this on T-shirts, iPhone cases, tote bags, and even throw pillows and rugs.

I’m thinking about giving this one to Mom sometime:

Lord give me coffee

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Happy Mother’s Day…from SHAFT!

It’s tradition here on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century to wish all you moms out there a happy Mother’s Day from the baddest mother… — shut yo’ mouth — I’m talkin’ ’bout Shaft!

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You shouldn’t be surprised that this magazine exists

modern cat

Click the photo to see ModernCat.com

You should be disappointed, but not surprised. Happy Caturday, anyway.

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The Polish proverb of the day is also the best way to approach Rob Ford’s rehab stint

not my circus not my monkey

Inspired by Elizabeth Rounsvall’s tweet, which I found via Jeff Fedor.

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When a cricket-playing country introduces a “three strikes” policy…

…you get a hilariously spot-on description of cricket:

3 strikes

(In case you were wondering, the country in question is New Zealand.)

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What most people at Starbucks are asking for

I work from the home office most of the time, but I sometimes set up shop at a Starbucks for a change of scenery and to feed off the “people vibes”. Most people’s orders sound like this to me:

coffee

From Extra Fabulous Comics. Click the comic to see the source.

Since I’m in the southeast corner of the U.S., most people’s iced tea orders are similar: “I’d like a glass of ice water dyed brown with half a cup of sugar swirled in.”

Thanks to Peter Blair for the find!