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Also, there’s a backup clown named “Alabama”.

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The current state of things

This was yesterday’s daily cartoon on the New Yorker site. It was made by Julia Suits.

Other similar New Yorker cartoons that I’ve covered before:

Thanks to Jeannie Cool for the find!

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Just another day in off-brand junk food paradise

Someone at the office brought leftovers from a Daytona 500-themed party.

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Sign of the day

Sign in front of background with palm tree and other tropical foliage: 'ATTENTION: Take note of what it feels like to be alive RIGHT NOW'.

Found via Reddit. Click the photo to see it at full size.

We need more signs like this.

Want an even larger version of this photo? It’s here.

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Scenes from a house hunt, part 1

Me: So what’s this view that the description goes on and on about? Let me step out to the back patio and…whoa!

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Me: That…is…stunning. The Hillsborough River. That’s lovely. Is that a manatee? It looks like a manatee!

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Me: It is a manatee! Oh, I could throw some nice parties on this patio. Great view, nice newly-built seawall, good pavers…

By the bye, it just occurred to me. We looked through the house and didn’t see a laundry room. Did we miss it? Oh, it’s here? Where?

OH HELL NO.

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Still on clearance!

You probably aren’t surprised that this bargain at my local Publix — which I wrote about in a post dated January 22nd — still hasn’t sold.

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Florida of the day

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This happened on Tuesday at Boca Royale in Englewood. Both the optimist and Floridian in me are saying “Oh, cool! You get to make a bank shot!”