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“What else is there?”

In Dave Hegeman’s review of Richard Florida’s The Rise of the Creative
Class and How it’s Transforming Work, Leisure, Community and Everyday Life
(which I wrote about in this entry), he wrote this about the cities and enclaves that attract a mix of techies and “creatives”:

Welcome to the brave new world of economic prosperity, technological progress, and alienation. The coffee may be good and the music cool, but there is a spiritual and relational emptiness at the core of these hip new neighbourhoods which is bound to reveal itself in due time.

Reading that part of the review, I was reminded of a character in an Encyclopedia Brown story who wished a curse on all the ships of the world after getting food poisoning from a submarine sandwich.

This got me thinking about a half-remembered exchange from Douglas Coupland’s novel, Microserfs. If you go to a geek’s house, you’re quite likely to find a copy of it
in one of their bookshelves (probably alongside copies of A Brief History of Time and Ender’s Game). The book is generally thought of by programmers as chillingly accurate; I remember reading it sometime during the first few weeks of my first job as a CD-ROM developer and thinking “I know these people! I’m reading about us!” I later found out that Coupland did some pretty intensive research into geek lives: he had Microsoft arrange for him to live and hang out with with six employees they had selected for six weeks.

I dug up my copy of Microserfs and found what I was looking for near the beginning of Chapter 2 (titled “Oop”). In the conversation, Dan, the book’s narrator (who is
painfully introspective in that way that Coupland narrators tend to be) is asked a big question his housemate, Todd, one of those coders whose life is either coding or furthering his studliness through working out, his Toyota Supra and one-night-stands. (A little more backgroud: Todd’s parents are the sort of religious fundamentalists who have an innate distrust in science and technology and constantly try to get him to leave the high-tech world and come back to the fold.)

In walks Karla, Dan’s new girlfriend, who gets the best lines in the book.


The Cablevision was out for some reason, and Todd was just lying there, flexing his arms on the floor in front of the snowy screen. He said to me, “There has to be more to existence than this. ‘Dominating as many broad areas of automated consumerism as possible’ — that doesn’t seem to cut it anymore.” Todd?

The speech was utterly unlike him — thinking about life beyond his triceps or his Supra. Maybe, like his parents, he has a deep-seated need to believe in something, anything. For now it’s his bod…I think.

He said, “What we do at Microsoft is just as repetitive and dreary as any other job, and the pay’s the same as any other job if you’re not in the stock loop, so what’s the deal…why do we get so into it? What’s the engine that pulls us through the repetition? Don’t you ever feel like a cog, Dan?…what — the term ‘cog’ is outdated — a cross-platform highly transportable binary object?

I said, “Well, Todd, work isn’t, and was never meant to be a person’s whole life.”

“Yeah, I know that, but aside from the geek badge-of-honor stuff about doing cool products first and shipping them on time and money, what else is there?

I thought about this. “So what is it you’re really asking me?”

“Where does morality enter our lives, Dan? How do we justify what we do to the rest humanity? Microsoft is no Bosnia.”

Religious upbringing.

Karla came into the room at this point. She turned off the TV set and looked at Todd square in the eyes and said, “Todd, you exist not only as a member of a family or a company or a country, but as a member of a species — you are human. You are part of humanity. Our species currently has major problems and we’re trying to dream our way out of these problems and we’re using computers to do it. The construction of hardware and software is where the species is investing its very survival, and this construction requires zones of peace, children born of peace and the absence of code-interfering distractions. We may not achieve trascendence through computation, but we will keep ourselves out of the gutter with them. What you perceive of as a vaccuum is an earthly paradise — the freedom to, quite literally, line
by line, prevent humanity from going nonlinear.”

She sat down on the couch, and there was rain drumming on the roof, and I realized that there weren’t enough lights on in the room and we were all quiet.

Karla said, “We all had good lives. None of us were ever victimized as far as I know. We have never wanted for anything, nor have we ever lusted for anything. Our parents are all together, except for Susan’s. We’ve been dealt good hands, but the real morality here, Todd, is whether these good hands are squandered on uncreative lives, or whether these hands are applied to continuing humanity’s dream.

The rain continued.

“It’s no coincidence that as a species we invented the middle classes. Without the middle classes, we couldn’t have had the special type of mindset that consistently spits out computational systems, and our species could never have made it to the next level, whatever that level’s going to be. Chances are the middle classes aren’t even part of the next level. But that’s neither here nor there. Whether you like it or not, Todd, you, me, Dan, Abe, Bug and Susan — we all of us the fabricators of the human dream’s next REM cycle. We are building the center from which all else will be held. Don’t  question it, Todd, and don’t dwell on it, but never ever let yourself forget it.”

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Mysterion Meets the Accordion!

I am just one of the buskers on Queen Street West,
a lovely stretch of trendy boutiques, electronics shops, off-beat
stores, bars and restautants, the CityTV/MuchMusic/Bravo/Space
television headquarters and street vendors. Another busker is Mysterion the Mind Reader, who performs feats of magic and mentalism for passers-by on the weekends. I occasionally provide backup music for his act (Meryle’s written about it).

He likes trying on my accordion, and I got took some photos. You can check them out the photo album or the slideshow.


Doesn’t he look like Jon Stewart’s evil younger brother?

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Kickass Karaoke Triple Threat!

If you’re in Accordion City this coming week, be advised that there are
not one, not two, but three Kickass Karaokes taking place!

The dates and locations are:

  • Wednesday, June 16th: It’s the monthly mayhem at the Bovine Sex Club (542 Queen Street West,
    just east of Bathurst). Thanks to the newly-enacted “no smoking in bars
    law”, this cozy venue just got a little bit nicer. I’ll be attending
    this one.

  • Friday, June 18th: A special edition of Kickass Karaoke at the new hipster hangout, the Drake Hotel (1150 Queen Street West, 3 blocks east of Dufferin). I can’t make this one, as I will be attending the Om Festival as part of my annual camping ritual.
  • Sunday, June 20th: The biweekly bacchanal at the Rivoli (334 Queen Street West, just east of Spadina). I will be there, as will my special guest all the way from Boston, Wendy the Redhead (she’ll be here for the week of the 20th).
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“User Friendly” on Gaming and Blogging

The current storyline of the webcomic User Friendly is rather relevant to me…


Oh, Sid, you speak as if there’s something wrong with “Look at me!” behaviour. I’ll bet you’re one of those damned introverts.

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A Scene from the “Give Me Liberty” Street Party


Photo by Frank Lemire. Thanks, Frank!

Details later.

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Never mind “solving dating”. We need to solve the people who are trying to solve dating.

Annalee Newitz, whom I met at CodeCon in 2002 (see the entry They’re Not “Strippers”, They’re “Naked-Americans”), has written an article for Wired titled Cracking the Code to Romance.
The article profiles four hackers who are using technology to
“optimize” (in computer programming parlance, this means “make faster”
or “make more efficient”) dating.

I’m hardly what you’d call a Luddite nor could I honestly laugh at the
use of assistive technology to land a date. I do, after all, carry an
accordion to social events (even though these days, I’m spoken for — I
use its power to assist my only my friends now). To one degree or
another, we all use some kind of “dating optimization” to improve our
odds of finding a mate, or at least some with whom to mate
tonight:

  • Getting into shape at the gym
  • Dressing nicely (“nicely” varying with the sort of person you’re trying to attract)
  • Wearing cologne/perfume/eau de toilette/patchouli (you dirty hippie)
  • Going
    to places where disproprotionately large numbers of single people
    gather and drink fluids that are conducive to loosened
    inhibitions/clouded judgement
  • Asking
    to be introduced to someone (by a friend/a dating service/speed
    dating/online dating/asking the guy with the accordion to play a song
    for that cute girl on your behalf)

That being said, this article is going to make geeks look twice as
creepy as the stereotype. Not just “dishevelled guy who’s staring at
you from the back of the bus” creepy and not even “costumed guy trying
to invite you back to ‘yiffapalooza’ back at his suite and ‘see what furries are really like'” creepy but 
“if we put it to a vote, I’ll bet we could have these guys rounded up,
chemically castrated and drugged so much they could be used as
paperweights so women will feel safe” creepy.


The Googler:

(All theory and no practice. This guy is the dating world equivalent of an economist.)

Chau Vuong, a 33-year-old former equity analyst who specialized in
pharmaceutical companies at the investment bank Robertson Stephens,
admits he’s never kissed a girl. He hopes that one day he’ll get
married and lose his virginity. “I don’t actually date,” he explains.
“I just research it.” With a doctorate in pharmacy and a background in
computer science, the self-described “extreme type-A personality” works
full time on a desperately personal project: “to solve dating by
turning Google into a global dating service.”

The Blogger:

(This profile isn’t creepy as it is Beavis-and-Butthead-y.)

When I arrive at the Condomania offices to meet Filkins, he’s finishing
up some business on the phone. I wander around his workspace while he
talks, peering with mild trepidation into giant candy jars full of
tricolor condoms and shiny plastic packets of lube. In one room, I
discover a “condomenorah.” Condoms of various hues and sizes are
attached to nine PVC pipes arranged to resemble Hanukkah lights.
Filkins joins me and grins as his colleague flips a switch, sending air
through the pipes and allowing me to inspect the wares in their fully
operational state.

The Sniffer:

(Oh, dude. Dude. Dude. STOP IT!

To borrow a quote from Ray, the cat from the webcomic Achewood, “Maybe
I got to put spackle all over my monitor to keep you [people] out
of my face all the time. JESUS the internet was not supposed to be this
way”.

Perhaps you shouldn’t have used your real name, buddy.)

Between marathon Java-thrashing sessions, he often finds he wants to
introduce himself to “a cute girl with a laptop” but is too shy to make
an approach. That’s where the Sniffer comes in handy. If a hottie fires
up her AOL Instant Messenger client, Burton sees her login name and can
send her an IM. “I’ve gotten several first dates that way,” he says.
“Women think it’s cute when I can make a message pop on their machine
as if by magic. Now that so many women are online, it’s our chance as
geeks to start getting more dates.”

Burton says he’s written dozens of hacks, including a bot that combs
Craigslist personals and IMs him when it finds a candidate that meets
his specs. But his favorite is a browser plug-in for the dating site
Hot or Not. “The problem with Hot or Not is it keeps presenting the
same pictures over and over because it’s random,” he explains. “My
plug-in remembers which ones I’ve seen and will skip them. That way I
can get through the whole site. When I did that, I had about 50 hot
women spamming me the next day.”

The Stalker:

(These guys are doing security
research rather than trying to optimize dating. I wonder why Annalee
inlcuded them in the set of profiles and why she gave these guys — the
seeming best-adjusted of the bunch — the creepiest name.)

These guys churn out hacks that thin the membrane between dating and
stalking. They spend their afternoons chronicling and exploiting the
vulnerabilities in dating sites and social networks. But the strange
thing is, they’re not doing it to meet women. They don’t care about
getting lucky. Moore, in fact, is married and has a baby daughter.
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Sitting in my “Drafts” folder

Here are a couple of items that I should post before they languish in my “Drafts” folder (along with a zillion other articles):

Welcome to the brave new world
of economic prosperity, technological progress, and alienation. The
coffee may be good and the music cool, but there is a spiritual and
relational emptiness at the core of these hip new neighbourhoods
which is bound to reveal itself in due time.

I disagree; one of the reasons
creatives tend to leave suburbia is because of “spiritual and
relational emptiness”. You can feel this emptiness in the architecture
of communal spaces of suburbia, whose highest priorities are the
extraction of money from “consumers” and the storage of cars.

Hegeman also states:

Whatever the reason, Christians
seem to be largely absent from the super-creative high-tech scene,
and without the salt and light that Christians have to offer, the
dot.com neighbourhoods have become a hip new Vanity Fair:
colourful, vibrant, prosperous, and, despite appearances to the
contrary . . . dead.

I would say “not so”:

  • Larry Wall is about as devout a
    Christian as they come. He’s also the inventor of the Perl programming
    language (a.k.a. “the duct tape of the internet); the ‘net wouldn’t have happened quite the same way without him.
  • Moby, who practically wrote the dot-com soundtrack, openly professes his faith.
  • …and during the downtime between coding sessions, we enjoyed Kevin Smith movies.

Of these three, Larry’s probably the most traditional,  but
each has managed to integrate their faith into the creative/high-tech
world. This world does have
its share of seekers, Christian and otherwise, who are looking for that
“something more” and who know that hipness is merely a byproduct, not a goal.