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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods In the News

Fear us, for we are legion!


That’s my army of the night, doing attack drills.

Wendy sent me a link to a Boston Globe story covering the American Accordionists’ Association Festival,
which took place in Boston last weekend. I’d have gone, but my travel
budget is taken up by my friend Herb’s wedding in Baltimore this
weekend (and yes, I’m supposed to bring the accordion).

Some snippets from the article:

Mention the old joke about the accordionist who discovers his car has
been broken into only to find that instead of seeing his instrument
missing, there’s another abandoned by its side, and Linda Reed will
tell you someone stole her $6,000 accordion out of her Isuzu Trooper in
SoHo. Ask about the Pepsi commercial, played during the Super Bowl, in
which a young Jimi Hendrix nearly chooses the accordion over the
guitar, and Steven Shuman, 35-year accordion veteran, speaks out:
“We’re here to stay, America.”

Across the hallway, the 23-year-old 2002 World Cup Accordion Champion,
Russian Alexander Poeluev, jerks his head back and forth,
violin-maestro style, as he finesses the last strains of “Bossanova”
for a radio broadcaster’s microphone. He’s dressed, head to toe, in
black.

“Vhen will I play?” he asks a convention coordinator afterward.
Poeluev’s got 10 minutes till stage time. Before he goes on, he
explains that although many don’t recognize him during his 10-city US
tour, he’s popular in music circles in Russia. Does the instrument
attract the ladies?

“Yes. Yes. Yes.” He pauses. “Yes.”

“Sometimes I have a problem,” he says. “So much girls. ”

Oh, the life of an accordion superstar. You get no respect. In this
country, it may seem that outside of zydeco, accordions are doomed to
be forever stigmatized as the source of bad jokes thanks to Steve Urkel
and “The Lawrence Welk Show.” But in other cultures, the squeezebox is
considered downright sensual. Think of “Lady and the Tramp” slurping
their spaghetti without an accordion serenade at Tony’s Ristorante.
Where would Mexican music be without the accordion? Where would the
Argentine tango be without the instrument’s first cousin, the bandoneon?

Then there’s 14-year-old Anthony Falco from Johnston, R.I., who, in his
Billabong cap and knee-length skater shorts, is the accordion world’s
answer to the geek stereotype. Falco regularly jams to Ozzy Osbourne’s
“Crazy Train” and Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” with friends at his
house, and he laments missing Monday’s Ozzfest for the third year in a
row because of the festival.

I really must attend next year. I’d have kicked ass with my rendition of Outkast’s Hey Ya.

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Music Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Horace X Show Tonight!

Meryle tells me that Horace X, whom John Peel has described as “The Muppets on Meth”, are playing tonight at the Drake Hotel.
They’re supposed to put on an amazing show. Tickets are $12, doors open
at 8:30 and the show starts at 10 p.m.. I might show up, too.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods In the News

Yeah, I heard the Air Force was looking for an accordionist…

…but in case you hadn’t, here’s the story.

I don’t meet the citizenship requirements nor the age requirements nor would I probably make the
weight or fitness requirements, but I’m a half-decent marksman and you
should see me kick ass on a flight simulator game.

In addition, I’m a pretty good entertainer, and you’ve got to admit that I look pretty sharp when sporting an accordion and a flight suit.

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Music

It’s ’80s Dance Time!

For your amusement:

  • Morrissey Dance. Because some memes are bigger than others.
  • Gothic Dance! Starring Ray from Achewood as “The God father of Souls” and wearing the best codpiece ever! (Requires QuickTime.)
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It Happened to Me

One last post (or: I always think of the clever lines after I leave)

Remember the story about the girl who turned me down and ended up with my lookalike?

Someone mentioned The Karate Kid earlier today, and now I’ve come up with the best line for her:

“You went for Ralph Macchio when you could’ve had Mr. Miyage.”

Thankfully Wendy appreciates my kung-fu.

(I mentioned this on IRC and someone was quick to reply “And then you could ‘wax off’ on her!” Internet people need help, man.)

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Celebrate Toronto Street Festival

Also happening this weekend: the Celebrate Toronto Street Festival. All kinds of stuff will be happening — check it out here.

 

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Tiki Tease

<>My friend Meryle will perform one of her legendary burlesque numbers this Saturday (hmmm…that’s tomorrow already) at the Cadillac Lounge as part of the Tiki Tease show.

If you’re in Accordion City this weekend, you’d do well to catch this…