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Yes, I Know of the Lame-O Explanation of Why Superman’s Lame-O Disguise Works

In response to the previous entry, I’ve received a couple of emails pointing me to Superman #330 (December 1978), in which the writers at DC Comics finally decided to tackle the question “Why does anyone fall for Superman’s hokey disguise?”.

I remember reading that issue in the ’80s and having a good laugh at its hokey explanation. The Reader’s Digest version: Superman emits a low-level hypnotic effect emitted from his eyes. People perceive Clark Kent as being more frail and less handsome than he actually is. The effect is a manifestation of his wish that nobody makes the Clark Kent/Superman connection and is amplified by the lenses in his glasses. The lenses themselves are made of “indestructible Kryptonian plexiglass” from the rocketship that carried him to Earth, which coincidentally shattered into convenient glasses-sized circular fragments during the crash landing.

Even in the world of superhero comics, this explanation was so lame that it’s never been referred to again in the continuity of Superman comics. You can experience the explanation in its full lameness by visiting this site, which has the “meat” of the story, The Master Mesmerizer of Metropolis.

When one of your most powerful enemies can repeatedly be defeated by tricking him into saying his name backwards, your critical thinking skills will tend to atrophy.


I believe that the current explanation for why nobody makes the Clark Kent/Superman connection now stems from the Superman half of his identity: when in his Superman persona, he vibrates his face so that he photographs as a blur. It’s not as lame as the “hypno-glasses” explanation, but still…!

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Damned Liberal Media!

The glasses never fooled anyone, and you could probably see the Superman costume underneath the white shirt.

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In the News

"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further."

(Sometimes only a Darth Vader quote will do for an entry title.)

Click the image to see the comic on its own page.

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In the News It Happened to Me

Blogacatmas Makes "The Globe and Mail"

Boss Ross, who coined the name “Blogacatmas“, is even more pleased than I am that it made it into a story in today’s Globe and Mail!

Ross and I both send our thanks to Ivor Tossell for writing the story.

Ross is all giddy; it’s not every day one makes a contribution to

popular culture.

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In the News Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

No Way, Segway

[via Torontoist] Accordion City lawyers say that Segways are catch-22

victims:

  • They’re motor vehicles, which means they can’t be used on sidewalks
  • They lack the safety equipment that meets the standards of the Ontario Highway Traffic Act, which means they can’t be used on roads (the “Highway” in the Act refers to any road).

Thanks to this catch-22, the only place you can legally operate a

Segway is on roadways in city parks (and perhaps Segway rinks, should

they ever come into vogue).

Naturally, Segway of Ontario is upset at this development, and I’m sure

that Chariot Media, who use the innovative cute-woman-on-a-Segway

advertising platform are none too pleased either:

A photo from a blog entry of mine in 2003

— she’s promoting the CIBC outside Union Station. I’ve seen a fleet of

women on Segways advertising Revlon products on Queen Street West too.

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Geek Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Speaking at the CASCON 2005 Conference

I’ll be speaking at the blogging workshop of the CASCON 2005 Conference

which takes place next Wednesday, October 19th from 1 to 5 p.m. at the Sheraton Parkway Toronto North Hotel and Convention Centre in Richmond Hill.

Here’s the abstract for the workshop:

Many components of pervasive computing are already in place, including

collaborative and communication applications such as instant messaging,

e-mail, text messaging, and conferencing. In addition, mobile devices

are providing ubiquitous computing and communication capabilities.

Improved methods are now needed to support collaboration that goes

beyond explicit authoring, messaging and conferencing. Techniques such

as collaborative filtering (e.g., in book recommendations by Amazon),

social networking (using systems such as Orkut), and blogging, are part

of an emerging domain of social computing. We are interested in the

impact of blogging and related communication and collaboration

activities, and how social aspects such as community building can

enhance the performance of business activities.

This

workshop will provide a forum for the discussion of issues related to

the development and usability of social computing systems and

applications. Part of the workshop activity will include requirements

analysis for applications of social and pervasive computing. Speakers

from academia and industry will describe their experiences in

researching and deploying social computing applications.

Topics of

interest include: blogs and wikis, semantics, creating and building a

community, e-commerce, and information epidemics. Specifically to

blogs, the workshop will address bottom-up (grassroots, personal,

diary) blogs versus top-down (topic-oriented, corporate sponsored,

political party, etc.) blogs. Other topics to be covered will include

musicblogs, photoblogs, mobile phone blogs (moblogs), and videoblogs.

The syndication and aggregation of blogs using RSS (Really Simple

Syndication) will also be discussed.

…and here’s the abstract for my ten-minute talk…

Businesses have adopted a number of technologies that once

weren’t thought of as essential. The telephone, fax machine,

photocopier,computer, web site and high-speed network all made the leap

from niche gadgets to must-have business equipment. Twenty years ago, a

business without a fax machine would have been considered archaic;

today, abusiness without a presence on the world wide web seems equally

so.

My talk will cover the business applications of blogs and related social

software technologies for companies ranging in size from the solo

entrepreneur to the multinational corporation, based on my

own experience and observing other business blogs. We’ll take a look

at some business blogs that I find interesting, and I’ll tell

some stories of the right and wrong ways for companies to make use of

the power of blogs.

Presenting along with me will be:

  • Dr. Ian Graham, Enterprise IT Strategy, BMO Financial Group
  • Alvin Chin, U of T and workshop co-chair
  • Veronica Holmes, Bell Canada

Admission to the conference is free. If you’re interested, visit the registration page today!


You may want to check out these links:


My thanks to Alvin “GadgetMan” Chin and Sascha Chua for organizing the event, inviting me to participate and putting up with my general non-availablity last month!

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It Happened to Me

Yom Kippur Tidings

We’re smack dab in the middle of Yom Kippur,

which started last night at sundown and runs until sundown tonight.

It’s the most important holiday of the Jewish calendar, analogous to Easter in the Christian tradition (you might think it’s Christmas, but technically it’s not) or XBox 360 Day

if your religion is videogames. It’s the day of atonement for sins

between yourself and God — you’re supposed to have made up for sins

committed against other people prior to this day.

[Memo to former roomate who still owes me thousands of dollars: hint, hint.]

Another traditional act carried out on Yom Kippur is fasting. In

solidarity with Wendy. who’s not fasting completely, but eating as

little as possible, I’m going to see how little food I can get by with

today. Come sundown, we’re going to “break fast” with High Park’s other

Asian guy/Jewish girl couple, Herb and Jessie and dive into a nice

dinner followed by a tray full of Wendy’s butterscotch brownies.

Since Yom Kippur is technically a sabbath and since I’m showing

solidarity with Wendy, I really should not be working today. Perhaps

I’ll just be completely non-productive today and just BitTorrent some Battlestar Galactica episodes…

[realizes that the boss, CEO and shareholders read the blog]

…er, ah, I mean work like a superstar and maximize shareholder ROI.