SWAG: Short for “Silly Wild-Ass Guess”. Used as an initial seat-of-the-pants “guesstimate” for the timeframe of a project. As the project progresses and more information becomes available, the SWAG gets replaced with dates of increasing accuracy.
Author: Joey deVilla
Remembrance Day [Updated]
It’s November 11th, the anniversary of the singing of the Armistice, marking the end of World War I. It’s commemorated as Remembrance Day in Canada, various Commonwealth countries and in France and Belgium and as Veterans’ Day in the U.S.
Here in Canada, we often read this poem on this day:

In Flanders Fields was written by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae MD, a field surgeon assigned to the First Field Artillery Brigade. It was written after a particularly bloody battle in Ypres that started on April 22, 1915 and that lasted 17 days. McCrae later wrote about the experience:
I wish I could embody on paper some of the varied sensations of that seventeen days…Seventeen days of Hades! At the end of the first day if anyone had told us we had to spend seventeen days there, we would have folded our hands and said it could not have been done.
In early May 1915, after performing a funeral for Alexis Helmer, who was both a student and friend (there was no chaplain available), McCrae sat in the back of an ambulance, from which wild poppies could be seen growing in a nearby cemetery.
(Poppies thrive in disturbed and upturned soil. The vastly improved artillery of the era and the introduction of trench warfare provided plenty.)
He wrote the following into his notebook:
In Flanders Fields the poppies blow,
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
He showed the poem to a Cyril Allinson, a 22 year-old sergeant-major, who was delivering mail at the time. Allinson is quoted as saying:
His face was very tired but calm as we wrote. He looked around from time to time, his eyes straying to Helmer’s grave.
The poem was exactly an exact description of the scene in front of us both. He used the word blow in that line because the poppies actually were being blown that morning by a gentle east wind.
It never occurred to me at that time that it would ever be published. It seemed to me just an exact description of the scene.
McCrae wasn’t satisfied with the poem and tossed it away. Luckily, a fellow officer retrieved it, and it was submitted to two British magazines: The Spectator and Punch (both of which still exist today). The Spectator rejected it, but Punch published it in December 1915.
Update: This commenter informs me that Punch stopped publishing in 2002.
Blogrolling Downtime
Saturday, November 12, 2005
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We expect that this downtime — during which we’ll be doing some
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We apologize for the short notice — this was just the best possible time to do the maintenance work.
4th Anniversary!
Four years ago, inspired by my friends Deenster’s and Cory’s blogs, I decided to start my own little blog and came up with the name “Joey deVilla’s Hall of Shame”. While searching the web for some possible site graphics ideas, I stumbled across this image:

Erin Gray (“Wilma Dearing”) and Gil Gerard (“William ‘Buck’ Rogers”) from the TV series Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. The only sci-fi show with more seventies-tastic uniforms was Space: 1999.
For those of you who don’t recognize the people in the photo, it’s a publicity still for the old television show Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Seeing this image, I decided on a better name for this blog, which I’ve kept to this day.
Today is the 4th anniversary of this blog. During such anniversaries, it is traditional for the blogger to wax philosophical about blogging and talk about how it has changed his or her life. Normally, I’d indulge, but today’s turning out to be a bit of a busy day both at work and home, so I’ll make do with this laundry list of statistics that I was able to pull together last night.
It’s been a great four years! Thanks to all of you who’ve read, commented and link to me.
The Stats
- 4: The number of years since the first post.
- 4260: The number of posts that I’ve made over the past four years. That makes an average of roughly three posts a day.
- 6518: The number of comments posted to this blog since the summer of 2003, when I switched to Blogware, the blogging platform created and maintained by my employer, Tucows. Before that, I was on Blogger, which didn’t have a comment system at the time. I used an external commenting system, but those old comments are long gone and I never kept count of those.
- 1242: The number of trackbacks this blog has received since the summer of 2003.
- 8.5 million: Number of pageviews this blog has received since the stats package was added to Blogware in February 2004.
- 0: Number of times I have been fired thanks to something I wrote in this blog.
- 1: Number of times I have been hired thanks to something I wrote in the blog.
- 1: Number of times I have been married thanks to something I wrote in the blog. Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch, but before coming up to Toronto from Boston to visit me, Wendy read all my blog entries as a sort of “background check”.
[Originally posted on The Farm. I thought this might be of more general interest since it’s about design.]
The web application frameworks Rails, Django and Symfony not
only have the same general approach to their frameworks, they also
have the same general look on the banners of their webpages. These
frameworks all follow the what The Pragmatic Programmer called the DRY
— Don’t Repeat Yourself — principle, but that principle doesn’t rule
out repeating others!
And Now, the French Weather Report…

“Scattered explosions and a 99% chance of gloating on Little Green Footballs…”
While I was busy celebrating my birthday last Saturday, others were
celebrating the accordion at the 8th Annual Northeast Accordion
Festival in Minneapolis. Dave “Dave’s Picks” Polaschek sent me this scan [244KB JPEG image] of a local newspaper that covered the event (click it to see it at full size):
I haven’t been practicing as much as I should lately. Getting married
and getting Wendy moved in really disrupted all sorts of routines,
wonderful as both were. I’m slowly in the process of resuming all sorts
of things, not the least of which is a little regular keyboard practice.
Living in a condo complicates the matter; prior to getting married, I
lived in a house that was very well acoustically isolated from the
neighbours. I’m quite sure that even at medium volume, all three
adjacent units would be able to pick up the sound of me working on my
rendition of Neil Diamond’s Cracklin’ Rosie.
I can at least keep my keyboard chops sharp thanks to a pair of
headphones and my collection of old-but-trusty synthesizers — a Korg Wavestation A/D rack and a even more old-school Korg Poly-800
that Steph Fox gave to me a couple of birthdays ago. Perhaps I should
take a peek at some software synths as well — I figure my PowerBook
(1.3 Ghz 12″ AlBook, 1.25G RAM) should be up to the task. Anyone out
there have any favourites?
I’m also getting a little more accordion practice now that I’m back to regular attendance at Kickass Karaoke at the Rivoli.
Wendy likes the opportunity to exercise her lovely singing voice in
public, and those who know me know how much I love being on stage.
Last Sunday’s session was a special treat. We got to take Dave from
Chicago over to his first Kickass Karaoke, and I also got a chance to
meet Bob “Let It Bleed” Tarantino,
one of the better and saner voices in the local right-wing blogosphere.
Carson covered mine and Wendy’s drinks as a birthday present to me
(thanks for the Jagermeister, Cars!) and the wind storm kept the crowd
to a minimum, giving me a chance to go onstage often and experiment
with a few numbers. I tried a couple of new ones, including Wheatus’
high school whine-anthem Teenage Dirtbag and the moshtacular Thunder Kiss ’65
by White Zombie. How Rob Zombie can vocalize through an entire concert
using that voice is beyond me; my vocal cords were shredded after that
one.



