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Sunday picdump for Sunday, June 29

did-yall-miss-my-last-250k-posts

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons floating
around the internet that I found interesting or relevant this week. Share and enjoy!

















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a-strong-nation

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double-bed-movie-theaters

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every-time-i-see-a-good-late-stage-capitalism-meme

father-beaten-by-ice-gestapo-goons

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how-dare-he

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living-in-florida

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maybe-youre-the-anxious-one

maybe_youre_not_the_good_guys_in_the_story

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remember-in-frozen-when-hans

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when_reading_a_bible_verse_gets_you_a_bodygiard

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It Happened to Me

“The Pouch” and its warning sticker

While waiting for our flight to Toronto, I went to the bathroom in Tampa’s airport, where I saw this attachment in the stalls:

It’s The Pouch, an acrylic bag or item holder that’s been making increasing appearances in public bathroom stalls over the past decade.

But the Pouches at Tampa airport are unlike others I’ve seen. They differ in one key way, with this sticker:

That’s right — it’s a “do not jam your baby into the Pouch for hands-free pooping” sticker!

I have this question: Was there an incident that led to the sticker, or are they anticipating that someone might try to use it as a baby-holder?

(To be fair: the “Pouch” name and logo, along with the fact that kangaroos actually carry their young in their pouches, might lead people to think that’s it’s supposed to be baby storage.)

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It Happened to Me Music

A couple of DJX “DAWless jams”

Two electronic music keyboards on Joey’s keyboard stand. The keyboard on the stand’s top rack is a grey and black Yamaha DJX II; the keyboard on the stand’s bottom rack is a blue and black Yamaha DJX.
My Yamaha DJX II (top rack) and DJX (bottom rack). Keyboards don’t get any more “nineties” than this!

Over the past few weeks, I’ve tripled the number of keyboards in my office (the electronic music kind of keyboards, not the typing kind). As a result, I’ve probably more than tripled the amount of music I’ve played as well.

Before I took up the accordion, I played the synth. I’ll continue to play the squeezebox, but it’s also nice to get back to my roots.

The DJX jam

About five weeks ago, I drove to a Steak n Shake in Valrico to meet someone to buy their Yamaha DJX, a dance music keyboard released in 1998, and a keyboard I regret not buying back then.

A day after I bought it, I did a little “DAWless jam” (that’s the term the kids use these days for “playing a physical instrument without the aid of computer software”) on the DJX. I started recording, picked a beat, and jammed for a couple of minutes.

Afterward, I gave the recording a listen and thought, “this needs to be on a 1990s cyberpunk-style video.” So I took the track, grabbed some cyberpunk clips from Canva and Pixabay, and assembled this video in Camtasia:

All told, I recorded the jam in under ten minutes, and put the video together over a couple of hours on Saturday afternoon.

The DJX II jam

The other keyboard I regret not buying back then was the Yamaha DJX II, the follow-up dance music keyboard to the DJX, released in 2000. In more than a few ways, the DJX is a better keyboard than its successor, but damn, the DJX II is a better rhythm machine than the original.

Rare as the DJX is, the DJX II is even more so. I found the DJX through good ol’ manual Googling. I found the DJX II only because I’d cobbled together a little Python script to comb through Craigslist’s “musical instruments” pages in cities all over the U.S. for a DJX II. As I wrote in an article I wrote earlier, it worked.

On Saturday, I recorded another DAWless jam, this time on the DJX II, and here’s the result. No video this time — just the audio of me pretending to be the backup band for Morcheeba or Lamb or Tricky:

What do I plan to do with all these jams?

Among other things, I make technology videos, which I post on the Global Nerdy YouTube channel. While I think I have a pretty good narrating voice (I’ve been told time and again that I should be on the radio), a video still benefits from having a good soundtrack. I already do the writing, presenting, and graphics — why not also do the music?

My videos already incorporate my music, and there’ll be more — both videos and music — soon!

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Tampa Bay

Celebrate Indian Christian Day this Saturday!

Hey, Tampa friends! My friend Sam let me know that the Tampa Indian Christian Association is holding their Indian Christian Day festivities this coming Saturday, June 28th from 10 a.m. to 2:00 p.m..

Indian Christian Day celebrates the arrival of St. Thomas the Apostle, who’s credited with having brought Christianity to India around 50 A.D.. This is a free event, open to all, and it includes lunch!

Find out more about this Saturday’s events at the Tampa Indian Christian Association’s site.

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Picdump Spicy

Sunday picdump for Sunday, June 22

no-kangs

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons floating
around the internet that I found interesting or relevant this week. Share and enjoy!

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9-principles-of-propaganda

Okay_time_to_sleep

accurate-breakdown-of-the-south

all-the-art-and-culture-you-liked-from-the-past

all-we-ask-is-that-you-have-warrants

ancietn-business-religion

are-you-burned-out-or

because-he-is-the-president

beware-of-these-christian-movements

biggest-crowd-ever

birthday-party-where-only-the-help-shows-up

bmw-only-parking

broke-a-rule

busy-laying-pipe-and-filling-holes

carol-worked-out-her-anger-issues-on-laundry-day

daca

darmok

do-you-use-drugs

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dogs_-_cats_-_when_they_do_something_wrong

dragon-scale-pizza

elbow-beer

emirates-flight-129

empathy-isnt-allegiance

every_time_this_man_speaks_he_is_lying

everything-i-dont-like-is-woke

falling-asleep-at-the-g7

first-they-came-for-the-immigrants

glitter-bombing-the-gestapo

hannity-national-guard-aged-well

horrifying-tweet

huckabees-ridiculous-suggestion

humpty-dumpty

i-had-to-vibe-code-something

i-hope-the-punctuation-is-wrong

i-stand-with-the-dog-catchers

i-want-to-watch-this-show

ice-fishing

id-rather-be-an-american-than-a-trump-supporter

if-an-autistic-person-tells-you-something-is-bothering-them

if-bernies-social-security-bill-is-signed

if-you-really-care-about-preventing-government-tyranny

if-youre-cold-theyre-cold-too

if_liberals_are_being_paid_to_march

illinois-outlaws-book-bans

invention-of-roller-skates

isnt-too-weak-to-hug-his-son

it-shouldnt-have-to-affect-you

just-a-reminder

justin-eichorn-tds-bill-pedophile

kristi-noem-polygraphs

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lasd-lapd-shootout

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luckily-i-was-still-up-playing-my-bagpipes

luting-in-the-streets

maga-assassins-plan-was-simple

maga-assumes-liberal-protesters-are-paid-because

maroon-5-help-fan

masked-fake-agents

mastered-inner-peace-but-not-outer-conflict

mike-lees-stupid-post

moe_larry_curly_in_situation_room

name-the-snowplow

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no-clap-back

no-kings-messaging-makes-sense

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omg-your-tread-tastes-great

or-during

parade-was-so-small

personally-i-think-the-size-of-your-boat-is-just-fine

philip-fafoed

play-only-if-viola-needs-help

power-of-a-duck

pride-month-won

rain-gauge

remember-who-you-are

ridiculous-to-compare-ice-to-the-ss

shes-not-wrong

shut-up-rick-scott

Just a reminder: In the late 1980s and much of the 1990s, Rick Scott was Chief Executive of a for-profit operator of health care facilities, which committed what was then the largest Medicare fraud in U.S. history.


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so-close

so-youre-just-weird

society-wasnt-designed-for-their-independence

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squeaky-tank

steveie-wonder-is-better-than-r-kelly

stop-glamourising-hustle-culture

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tactic_for_dealing_with_corrupt_cops

this-is-all-we-can-do-for-you-now

this-too-shall-pass

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translator-to-be-unfairly-deported

trump-is-going-to-lose-musk-carlson-and-walsh

trump-is-the-worst-president-since-trump

trump-wasnt-getting-the-attention-he-craves-at-g7

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we-all-know-exactly-who-was-responsible

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when-you-find-a-year-old-potato

without-immigrants-trump-would-have-no-wives

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created by Polish


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It Happened to Me Music

The NEW new keyboard

Last month, I bought the Yamaha DJX pictured below from someone in Valrico who’d put it up for sale on Facebook Marketplace…

It’s similar to the electronic “band in a box” keyboards you can buy at Costco or your preferred “big box” store, but with one very important difference: it was made specifically for hip-hop and electronic dance music. Even though it was released in 1998, it still sounds fresh and fun.

I wrote about the DJX in this article, which I ended with:

Aside from making music with the DJX, I’m also keeping an eye out for its even more rare little brother, the DJX 2

I enjoyed the DJX so much that I decided to try to find its successor, the DJX II, which was released in 2000. Rare and precious as the DJX is, the DJX II is even more so. If you enter the term DJX into a Google Shopping search, you’ll see a couple of DJX keyboards, and a few more DJX IIB devices, which were DJX IIs with the keyboard replaced by a CD scratch wheel…

…but you’re not likely to see any results for the DJX II keyboard with its distinctive alternating dark grey/light grey “white keys.”

After a couple of days’ of typing in search terms on Google, I did what I always end up doing: I wrote a Python script to automate the process for me. In addition to checking Google, it also scoured a number of Craigslist sites, and that’s how I found this listing:

I contacted the seller, who’s a really nice guy, but didn’t want to deal with shipping and electronic payments. He wanted to sell to someone who could pick it up in person and confirm for themselves that it was in perfect working order, and pay in cash. Personally, I can’t blame him.

I thought about hiring someone from Taskrabbit to pick it up and ship it to me, but I decided to go on my social media accounts and ask…

Fortunately, like Cassian Andor…

My friend Meghan, who moved to Phoenix not too long ago, stepped up. I sent money for the keyboard, shipping, and her time, and on Friday, it arrived in a very big, very well-padded box.

I’m now the proud owner of a Yamaha DJX and DJX II:

…and my office is looking increasingly like Fatboy Slim’s supervillain lair:

For the curious

If you’re wondering why I’m so excited to own a 25-year-old keyboard, here’s a couple of looks at its features. This one’s from four years ago…

…while this one was posted just last month:

When the DJX II was released, Yamaha made the then-unusual move of creating a promotional video:

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funny

Well, this is about to get awkward…

Here’s yet another reminder to double-check your work before putting it out into the world.