Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me The Current Situation

I spent more on this accordion than Trump spent on his taxes


Sign of the day

Wait — I thought that’s what the term “elevator pitch” was all about!

Being a “glass half-full” person, I will note that the sign-maker at the University of Alabama at least got the spelling of the word “genitalia” correct, unlike their counterpart at Mississippi State: