Here are three recent videos that will help you on your own path to ruin. Enjoy!
7 ways to maximize misery
Those of you who know me well know how bad I am at being miserable. Thankfully, I can learn, thanks to this video:
At an average rate of about one tip a minute, the entertaining CGP Grey provides these useful ways to bring about the misery you’ve been seeking:
- Stay still.
- Screw with your sleep.
- Maximize your screentime.
- Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions.
- Set vapid goals.
- Pursue happiness directly.
- Follow your instincts.
If these aren’t enough, you’ll want to check out the book on which Grey’s video is based: How to Be Miserable: 40 Strategies You Already Use.
9 ways to kill your charisma
Charlie Houpert, the “Charisma on Command” coach, will show you how to render yourself devoid of charm and social aplomb:
Charlie’s useful tips:
- Don’t proactively introducing yourself.
- Don’t introduce your friends when you’re in a new group.
- Don’t talk about things that no one cares about.
- Don’t solicit feedback that will help you improve yourself.
- When speaking, trail off or mumble.
- Answer questions with single words.
- Whine.
- Don’t put in any effort into remembering people’s names.
- Don’t have principles.
How to ruin your life with comfort
You’ve probably seen some variation of the illustration shown in the notebook pictured below:
Discomfort often leads to action and change, and you probably don’t want that. That’s why you should seek out comfort at all costs! Leadership coach Bill Eckstrom comes oh-so-close to explaining how to do it, but ultimately fails: