![Newspaper clipping: "Last Sunday was the most important day in the Christian calendar, but according to an Anglican vicar in Hove, East Sussex, there was no need to go to church. "There are plenty of ways to celebrate [Easter Sunday] without coming to a draughty Victorian building.So why not stay at home, have a lie in, have sex and eat some chocolate."](https://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/plenty-of-ways-to-celebrate-easter.jpg "plenty of ways to celebrate easter")
I like the way this guy thinks. I would’ve have thrown booze into the mix, but I assume it’s implied. (I draw this from the Catholic sacrament of confession, in which there are two assumptions: you have sinned, and the priest is drunk.)
I wonder if he has any connection to the vicar in Sheffield who had to explain to the emergency room why there was a potato up his cornhole.
In case you were wondering, the title for this post comes from a Simpsons quote.