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Pizza Boomerang

This video’s been making the internet rounds over the past couple of days: Pizza Boomerang, an ad for a fictitious product that promotes the bizarro creatives behind Barcelona-based Sofa Communications, an advertising company.

Be advised that there’s one bit in this video that is not safe for work or for the squeamish: someone gets John Wayne Bobbitted by a flying microwave snack. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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Tonight’s Destination: The Castle!

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I was telling Anitra about how I got into accordion playing. I probably never would have gotten as into accordion as I am without a lucky break at the old premier club of Toronto’s goth scene, the Sanctuary Vampire Sex Bar (don’t bother looking for it now; it’s a Starbucks).

Upon mention of the Sanctuary, she asked if I’d ever heard of “The Castle”.

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I was unaware of the existence of The Castle, a goth bar located here in Tampa (where I am until Sunday evening), in Ybor City, the bar- and restaurant district. I’m told that the old Saturday Night Live skit series Goth Talk, which was essentially Wayne’s World for goths and set in Tampa, was purportedly inspired by The Castle and Tampa’s goth scene.

Anitra told me about a well-known denizen of The Castle, known as “The Senator”. Apparently, he’s an older gentleman who like to go there and dance…in lingerie.

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Upon hearing about The Castle, I asked the most natural question: “When I come down to visit, can we go there?”

Anitra, being quite cool, said “Yes,” and that’s this evening’s destination.

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I’m bringing black clothes, the accordion and my camera. I’m hoping hilarity ensues. I’ll report with photo later!

For more information, see this Tampa Bay Times article: The Castle Calls.

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A Lot of Rube Goldberg Machine Just to Turn a Page

This Rube Goldberg contraption sure has to do a lot just to turn a single newspaper page, bit it’s certainly fascinating to watch!

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“Mother, Mother Ocean”

It’s hard to believe that this is a real newscast from 2007 and not something from a sketch comedy show, but that’s Rhode Island for you…

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Fashion Tip of the Week

Supermodels, celebrities and rock stars all rely on Fotoshop by Adobé.

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Tampa Travel Diary 2: One Year Ago Today vs. Now (or, Where I’m Staying)

One year ago today, I ended up in a room that looked pretty much like this:

The whole story – one that I shouldn’t be alive to tell – is documented in the article titled My Hospital Week.

Today, one year later, I’m visiting this place:

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Definitely much better than a room in the ICU.

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A pity I have to return to colder climes on Sunday.

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Tampa Travel Diary, Part 1: “Satan, You Can’t Have My Children!”

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I saw this book on a stand near the meat department at Publix (a grocery chain).