My Favourite Poolside Sign

Swimming pool sign: "Warning: Sharks have been spotted in this pool. They come out when they smell pee."

Much better than “We don’t swim in your toilet; don’t pee in our pool” or “Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no ‘P’ – please keep it that way.”

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