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A Forgotten Story from Austin: Pokin’ a Dead Goat with a Stick

I’ve mentioned in earlier entries that my first week with b5media wasn’t spent at the office; rather, it was spent at the South by Southwest Interactive Conference in Austin, Texas. Since around a dozen of us were staying, it was decided that it would be cheaper to rent a ranch (which we found via Craigslist) with a house with a large number of rooms and couches on which to crash. The house was gorgeous and roomy; it also came with a couple of interesting amenities.

Teaspoon

Teaspoon by the ranch house door
Teaspoon, the dog at the b5 ranch.

One of these amenities was “Teaspoon”, an older black dog with a friendly and mellow disposition. He was quite happy to spend most of the time lying down, keeping our feet or the couch warm.

Close-up of Teaspoon
Teaspoon, close up.

We didn’t have to look after Teaspoon at all — someone fed him, and he knew how to open the doors (which has lever-style handles) to let himself in or out.

(It has been quipped that now that he’s an older dog and putting on weight, he should be renamed to “Half-cup”.)

The Grounds

Another amenity that you’d never get at a hotel were the 26-acre grounds that surrounded the ranch house. It was mostly brush with some trees, on a hill overlooking the area.

The grounds around the b5 ranch outside Austin
The grounds outside the b5 ranch.

The guy who owned the ranch kept some goats on his property, so we took a walk to get a look at them. We took the path leading from behind the ranch house and followed it downhill, which led us to this old structure.

The grounds around the b5 ranch outside Austin
Farther outside the b5 ranch.

We asked out resident Australian blogger Darren “Problogger” Rowse if the grounds resembled “Oz”. He said, after taking a swig of beer, “In some ways, yeah.”

Darren Rowse on the grounds around the b5 ranch outside Austin
Darren Rowse, with beer.

The Dead Goat

Mark Jaquith was walking a good distance ahead of the group, so he was the one who turned around and came back to us with “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I found a goat.”

The bad news was that it had been dead for a little while.

Brian, Jeremy and Darcie around the dead goat
Brian Layman, Jeremy Wright, Darcie Vany and a dead goat.

The goat was already a meal for a horde of flies. I looked up and sure enough, there was a lone vulture circling overhead, probably waiting for us to go away.

Darcie (shown below) gave in to that natural instinct that seems to overtake people when they encounter something dead in the woods: to poke at it with a stick.

Darcie Vany pokes a dead goat with a stick
Darcie poking the dead goat with a stick.

“Yup,” I said, taking in the whole scene. “We’re in Texas, all right!”

We told Eric, the ranch owner, about the goat. He said that something, probably a dog, has been sneaking onto his property and killing goats. He also said that the one we found wasn’t his.

The last I saw of Eric and his dog was when he stepped out of the house just before Joe Ruiz gave me a ride to the airport.

“C’mon, Teaspoon,” he said. “Let’s go look at the dead goat!”

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If You’re Going to Be Rickrolled, You Might as Well Be Rickrolled by the Muppets

Just in case you haven’t see the video yet, here’s Beeker leading Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem through a fine Rickroll:

This video is also posted on VidKing.

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A Great Gordon Ramsay Interview

I found a great Gordon Ramsay interview on the BBC talk show Parkinson in which he covers a number of topics, including:

  • Why it’s difficult to serve his mom at his restaurant
  • Is all that screaming really necessary to run a restaurant?
  • Why he doesn’t do dinner parties at home
  • The “his and hers” kitchens at his house: his is 1,500 square feet and has a code lock on the door
  • Working long days in Parisian kitchens and having a French girlfriend (“It’s like going to bed with a Rottweiler strapped to your chest”).

The interview’s a couple of years old, but it’s making the rounds on the internet right now. I figure that if it’s new to me, it’s likely new to at least a few other people, so I thought I’d point you to it. To watch it, click here or click the photo below:

Gordon Ramsay on his interview on BBC’s “Parkinson”
Click the photo to watch the interview.

By the bye, the video’s posted on VidKing, a celebrity video site that I’m working on reviving. Give it a look and let me know what you’d like to see on it, in terms of videos or features.

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Now Available at a Cheesy T-Shirt Kiosk at a Mall Near You

I saw this at Vaughan Mills last weekend. I may have to get one for the next nerd conference I attend…

“Facebook Got Me Laid” T-shirt

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Ooh! Free Chicken Legs! [Updated]

While biking eastbound on Dundas Street West to work this morning, I spotted a long line that stretched around the the corner of Dundas West and Rusholme. The reason? Free chicken legs!

Line at O Nosso Talho for free chicken legs

The Portuguese butcher shop/grocery store O Nosso Talho (which Babelfish clumsily translates as “Ours I Cut”) was offering free chicken legs. I’d say that the line was half Portuguese (probably regulars at the store) and half Chinese (“Free chicken? Deal me in!”).

Update: Jamie McQuay pointed out in the comments that the owner of O Nosso Talho won the lottery, and he decided to share the wealth with his customers. For more details, see this Toronto Star article: Butcher wins $14.5M, will share cash, chicken. He’s giving away chicken legs to his customers and the needy.

Line at O Nosso Talho for free chicken legs

Being a fan of the “double leg dinner” myself, I’d have joined the line if I’d had some time to spare.

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The Current Situation

Three Campaign Stooges

The Three Stooges, with Barack Obama’s, John McCain’s and Hillary Clinton’s faces.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele

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“Garfield Minus Garfield” Plus Accordion

Here’s the description of Garfield Minus Garfield, a site featuring Garfield comic strips in which Garfield has been removed:

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.

Here’s today’s Garfield Minus Garfield, which features the accordion:

A “Garfield Minus Garfield” strip featuring the accordion