“Engrish” — the gramatically and often hilariously incorrect English that you often see in East Asia or on East Asian products — typically makes at least a little sense. Not this t-shirt, which I spotted on an outdoor rack at the corner of Spadina and Sullivan Streets:
“Enquired? Bump? Brush culuff?” Feel free to theorize in the comments.
(This stores sells other shirts with Engrish, such as this one from back in May.)