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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Oral Fixation Disposal Device

Here’s a combination gum disposal and ashtray I saw just outside the CHIN building in Accordion City’s Little Italy neighbourhood

Gum and cigarette disposal at the CHIN Building, Toronto
[Photo taken by Joey deVilla]

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Cause and Effect, Together at Last!

“White Spred-‘N-Fil But-R-Creme™” is a would be an even more apt name if the last bit was spelled “Butt-R-Creme”:

A fat butt on a tub of Wal-Mart But-R-Creme
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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And If You Hit Him, It’s Worth 500 Points

Watch for Vanilla Ice
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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“Aisle 6 Needs Restocking!”

Preview photo of giant supermarket
Click the photo to see a higher-quality version at full size. It would make a decent desktop background image. Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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It Happened to Me

Blast from the Past: “Worst Date Ever”

Group photo from
A scene from Worst Date Ever, Part 4, just before it all went to Hell. I’m the guy with the only unblurred face; in the front row are Crabs, The Waitress and me.

Old Blog Entries? Why?

One of the downsides of switching domains (from accordionguy.blogware.com to joeydevilla.com) and blogging tools is that all the links to my old blog entries have changed completely. I’ve received a number of emails from readers who’ve bookmarked old entries of mine only to find that when they visit those bookmarks, they hit the “can’t find it” page.

So, over the next couple of weeks, I’m going to point to some of my best entries over the past six or so years. If you’re a long-time reader, go enjoy them again! If you’re relatively new to this blog, I think you’ll be in for a treat.

The Best Christmas Present Ever and Worst Date Ever

The first set of stories I’ll point to is Worst Date Ever, which took place around the spring of 1999. It starts with a bout of loneliness and turns into a story complete with strong language, adult situations, a bar brawl, butterscotch schnapps, iambic pentameter and ABBA.

Start with The Best Christmas Present Ever, which features my friend Crabs, who figures prominently in the Worst Date Ever story. While it’s not likely to ever be turned into a Hallmark Cards Christmas Special on TV, I think it’s a pretty good story about the true meaning of Christmas, and the only Yuletide story featuring crab lice.

Then, you can hit the Worst Date Ever entries…

I hope this provides you with some entertaining weekend reading. Enjoy!

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Chicken Fried Steak Recipes

Chicken fried steak is an occasional guilty pleasure of mine, and I’m pleased to share Chris Street’s recipe with you. The image below is a preview — click it to see the full recipe, complete with written instructions.

Be aware that there is a debate over which gravy truly belongs on chicken fried steak: brown gravy or white gravy. I myself prefer the brown, but be prepared to fight over this issue with chicken fried steak purists out there.

Preview for the chicken fried steak recipe graphic
Thanks to Chris Street and Miss Fipi Lele for the image!

Here’s a link to another chicken fried steak recipe from the blog of the Homesick Texan, who got the recipe from her dad.

Another chicken fried steak

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me Music

Appearing on MTV Canada’s “MTV Live” for Accordion Awareness Month

MTV sign at MTV Canada studios

Last week, I got an email that went like this:

I’m a producer at MTV Canada and we’re looking for someone with your skills and talent to help us celebrate Accordion Awareness Month – which, as I’m sure you know, is June.

We’re heading out on the street with one of our hosts to talk with passersby about accordions and would love to have someone there to play us through.

Would you be willing and able to film for about half an hour either tomorrow or Wednesday in the Yonge and Bloor area? Our timing is somewhat flexible so we hope you can make it.

One of the traits that I have inherited from my American ancestry is that I am always ready to appear on television on short notice. Of course I accepted the invitation!

As a result, I spent my lunch hour Wednesday in the vicinity of this building:

Masonic Temple sign outside MTV Canada studios

The old Masonic Temple at the lucky address of 888 Yonge Street (at Davenport) in beautiful Accordion City is the current home of MTV Canada’s studios. Prior to that, it was the “CTV Temple of Television”. Before that, it was a concert venue simply known as “The Concert Hall”, and before that, it was the Rockpile club. I’ve been to a number of concerts there, my first one being Nina Hagen back in the 80s, my last one being Tool in the 90s.

I didn’t have to wait too long in their green room, shown below…

MTV Canada’s green room

…and there’s lots of stuff in there to keep guests fed, hydrated and entertained. Unfortunately, there wasn’t enough time to indulge in a coupel of rounds of the XBox 360 version of Guitar Hero II (I’ve got the PS2 version at home):

XBox 360 and “Guitar Hero II” in MTV Canada’s green room

Daryn JonesI was pleased to find out that I’d be doing the segment Daryn Jones, who hosted my last appearance on MTV Live. I’ve always liked Daryn’s work on the Rick Mercer Report and was a big fan of his old Comedy Network show, Buzz, which he co-hosted with “Mistah Mo”. Funny stuff, that.

The plan was simple — we’d make our way along the short distance between the MTV Canada studios and Accordion City’s main intersection, the corner of Bloor and Yonge streets and get reaction shots from passers-by, improvving all the way. We got shots not only on the street, but inside a pizza parlour and a hairstylist’s as well, and the highlight of the shoot had to be an improvised throwdown putting me against a digeridoo player busking at the corner of Bloor and Yonge.

I’ll hold off on more details about the shoot until after it airs, but I can say that I had a great time doing the shoot, and working with Daryn is always a blast. I even saved a little money: when I went to get my car from the nearby parking lot, the attendant gave me a discount. He told me that he saw me do the shoot from his booth and said: “I always give good rates to celebrities.” Rock!

I have no idea when the segment will air, but it’ll air on Daryn’s show, MTV Live, sometime soon. I’ll post details as soon as I find out.