A guy in Utah just got a crash course in Wifespeak:
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2 replies on “Learn Wifespeak or Suffer the Consequences”
Joey,
I’ve got a beautiful 2006 2-seater convertible sitting in my garage for which I shall pay by castration. That guy with the bike is absolutely right. I know I’m an immigrant to this country & English isn’t my 1st language, but if my wife says, repeatedly, “Sure, get what you want…” where th’hell is the confusion? (PS. I also offered to replace her SUV with whatever car she wants out of my own pocket. The offer’s still open. And unlike my wife, I actually mean it. Out of spite, she hasn’t taken up my offer. Yet.)
Someone out there please transalate ‘wifespeak’ for me.
2 replies on “Learn Wifespeak or Suffer the Consequences”
Joey,
I’ve got a beautiful 2006 2-seater convertible sitting in my garage for which I shall pay by castration. That guy with the bike is absolutely right. I know I’m an immigrant to this country & English isn’t my 1st language, but if my wife says, repeatedly, “Sure, get what you want…” where th’hell is the confusion? (PS. I also offered to replace her SUV with whatever car she wants out of my own pocket. The offer’s still open. And unlike my wife, I actually mean it. Out of spite, she hasn’t taken up my offer. Yet.)
Someone out there please transalate ‘wifespeak’ for me.
The Filipino Eric Cartman
Keep the bike, trash the wife… that’s my advice…