Laugh All You Want, This Has Always Worked for Me…

How-to chart for talking to the girlfriend or wife, where the answer is always 'Here, have some chocolate.
Chart courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

3 replies on “Laugh All You Want, This Has Always Worked for Me…”

I think either gender’s table could end in: come here… let’s have some sex.
I think either gender’s table could end in: come here… Here, have (something) you like.

I mean how often is it that you think in terms of “How was I bribed today?”
I know for an almost certainty that I’m addicted to fluids I won’t ever turn down. Amen.

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