I Wonder If the Back of the Packaging Says "Pick Two"

Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele, a photo of the “Sure / Safe / Easy” humane poultry killer. Its usage is depicted on the box:

Fisher's Human Poultry Killer.

I’m reminded of the “Head Crusher” character from The Kids in the Hall:

'Head Crisher' character from 'The Kids in the Hall'.

(P.S.: Someone please tell me they got the joke in the title of this entry…)

11 replies on “I Wonder If the Back of the Packaging Says "Pick Two"”

That picture actually belongs to someone I know. It should be attributed to him. Would you like his contact info?



Yup. That my mom’s kitchen table, and my great uncle Frank’s chicken killer. 🙂

Pyat (though I posted it originally in my Brunovonboots persona on a Hamilton, ON LJ community)

I got the “Pick Two”, but what I don’t get, and have been wondering about for some time, is: Who is Miss Fipi Lele?

“Fipi Lele” = “F***P***”. (I’m taking my life in my hands even telling you this much.)

I have a similar device I found a long time ago. Didn’t know what it was until now. I would be interested in knowing the origin of the photo posted here. – Dave

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