Here’s another post on dork — er — pocket bikes, inspired by my earlier post.
There’s a lot of work involved in making pocket bikes seem cool. Most of it involves posing women beside pocket bikes, either in comic form:
Or in real-life itchy-in-the-pants form:
However, the reality is less glamourous:
Far less glamourous:
Far, far, less glamourous:
3 replies on “More Pocket Bike Dorkiness”
I dunno, I like the pocket bikes. Really I do. Does that make me a dork, or am I saved because I’m a girl?
Trust me, you’ll test positive for dorkdom the minute you sit on one of those things. The lopsidedness of a person sitting on one of those tiny things guarantees it. Better by far to get a full-sized motorbike, scooter or bicycle.
…and with perfect timing the British government is ‘cracking down’ on these mini-bikes.