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The evolution of infatuation

Me, twenty years ago:

D’you think she’d go out with me?

Me, fifteen years ago:

D’you think she’s smart?

Me, ten years ago:

D’you think she’s nice?

Me, five years ago:

D’you think she’s not psycho?

Me, now:

D’you think she’ll pass the background check?

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