Yes, today isn’t the Wednesday closest to the middle of the month, but Kick Ass Karaoke, the most rock-and-roll karaoke night in town is tonight! It’s at the Bovine Sex Club (Queen, about half a block east of Bathurst). Not only will there be karaoke, there’ll also be a Thirsty People of Toronto gathering at the same time!
If you come you’ll be greeted by mean-looking but friendly bouncers…

…your host, Mr. Carson T. Foster…

…cute women…

…and dapper gentlemen,…

…among whom is Yours Truly.

Won’t you come out and play?