Wonder Twin powers, activate!
I’m a too little busy to write up something right now, but I thought I’d at least point you to today’s Penny Arcade comic, which is the funniest one in a very long time:
I always knew something was up with the monkey. Click the image to see the comic at its proper size.
So wrong it’s right.
May I also suggest Seanbaby’s high-larious writeup of the Wonder Twins (as well as the rest of the Super Friends), or the story about the upcoming Wonder Twins movie? (It seems they’re thinking of Christina Ricci as ‘Jayna’ and the guy who plays ‘Xander’ on Buffy The Vampire Slayer as ‘Zan’.)
On their planet, this posturing is foreplay. At least Jayna could turn into animals with great strength or the ability to fly. Zan had the really lame power — the best thing about him was that you could use his water-form to wash the doggie-do off your shoes.
I think an ironic film about the perennial wanna-bes, Wendy, Marvin and Wonder Dog would make a better movie.