This is what the Internet’s all about
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Damn, they’re mammals? On the Internet, you learn something new every day.
Warning: The Official Ninja webpage has some really annoying background music. Turn down the volume on your speakers.