
Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World
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by Joey deVilla on July 28, 2009
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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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This is so wrong and yet SO funny……
LMAO! Very creative captions. ADD sofar is my favorite! lol
Add Wile E. Coyote for obsessive compulsive disorder.
eeyore is clearly manic depression
*pees-pants* How about Coyote as a masochist!
Kranden FTW
Actually it might be more fitting to put Pop-eye as a Myostatin disorder,
cause having gigantism, makes you big not strong.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_httDYqxSniM/RuTyI6x-48I/AAAAAAAAASk/zQi4pzgm1dU/s320/sandrak.jpg
//That’s a kid with a Myostatin deficiency disorder.
@kranden
Wile E. Coyote has OCD because he’s obsessed with catching the roadrunner? Um. Ok.
Greetings & Salutations – I’m a newbie to Digg, but no longer a virgin as of 5 minutes ago. i did my first Digg. Wasn’t sure what to expect from this site, but your above comics had me laughing for a few good minutes. I think I might like it around here. As for the comics, throw a couple of more chicks in there! Olive Oil was awesome, but I’d add Betty Boop and give her Nyphomania.
Hmmm, funny I had Eeyore pegged as more of a manic depressive
U missed out on snoopy and droopy for insomania and scooby doo and shaggy for opsomania for scooby snacks and also tom & jerry for mouse & cheese respectively as opsomania!
also batman, super-man, he-man for fashion-mania!
Porky Pig doesn’t have Parkinsons; he stutters. Eyore suffers from clinical depression. Pepe Le Pew is probably not addicted to sex, since he has never had sex, but he is psychotic, obsessed, and delusional.
Severe Lisp? That’s not even a real affliction lol. Don’t forget Elmo – who has a psychological order with speech constantly referring to himself in the 3rd person.
And Big Bird who is delusional and solicits help from his imaginary friend snuffuluffugus
Eeyore doesn’t have any sleeping spells that I am aware of, so narcolepsy doesn’t fit. On the other hand, I’m not sure manic depression (bipolar disorder) is the right diagnosis. Eeyore is certainly depressed, but he does not display any requisite symptoms of mania (over-excitement, impulsivity, etc.). Therefore, the proper diagnosis for Eeyore is Major Depressive Disorder.
NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness): Major Depression
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Actually, Eeyore is neither Narcoleptic nor suffering from Major Depressive Disorder nor suffering from a Bipolar Disorder. He suffers from Dysthymia Disorder. It’s a depressive disorder, but it ranks above the crying all the time, suicidal attempts intense depressive symptoms, and is more of a constant, persistent gloom.
Also, Winni-the-Pooh suffers from Borderline Intellectual Disorder, and Piglet has Generalized Anxiety Disorder. In fact, I believe I remember from a psych course that all the A.A. Milne characters have diagnosable mental health conditions. Still cute as heck though
Popeye clearly has 2 tumors in his arms
@c.h. Your comment had me laughing out LOUD!
Brilliant Joey well done.