The Best High School Yearbook Photo Ever

by Joey deVilla on April 8, 2008

Now that someone has started a blog called Stuff White Trash People Like, may I suggest “Tacky High School Yearbook Photos” as an item for them to cover? Should they need an example, may I suggest the photo below, which says so much in a mere 406 by 604 pixels…

“Tasteful” yearbook photo of a topless couple hugging, complete with “soft focus” effect.
Bringing us closer to Idiocracy, one bad decision at a time. Next stop: a subprime loan!
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(Yes, it’s quite possible that it’s not a high school yearbook photo, but that was the photo’s title, and gave me a good laugh. It could very well be an engagement photo, from that part of the country where marriage proposals go like this: “You’re what?“)

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Shawn April 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm

That picture was enough for me to turn off my RSS feed for the day.

2 Joey deVilla April 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm

@Shawn: I hope it was because the picture was so good that it spoiled you for other pictures for the rest of the day!

3 golfwidow April 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm

And to think I just about based my decision of not having children on my not wanting them to see my big poufy bangs from my senior portrait (class of ‘89).

4 raincoaster April 8, 2008 at 11:33 pm

This is unquestionably from that part of the continent that features garters as a part of prom attire.

5 xiitone April 9, 2008 at 12:23 am

It could very well be an engagement photo, from that part of the country where marriage proposals go like this: “You’re what?“

Newfoundland?

6 John Barleycorn April 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Dude, that guy is so gay. Flamingly gay. I know ‘em when I see ‘em.

7 Erica Teva June 9, 2008 at 3:07 am

I think this is a beautiful photograph. Tastefully done, albeit not the most appropriate for a High School photograph, but beautiful none-the-less. It takes some amount of guts to bare that much skin and feel comfortable in it. Also, as far as the “gay” comment…I feel as though the old adage “don’t judge a book by its cover” plays into this scenario. Although, I do not believe that is a flab bulge, but instead that of a baby…so you may want to rethink the opinion that he is solely gay, if he has those tendencies at all.

8 allyn de vera July 15, 2008 at 9:19 am

well… thats life its very common today to get pregnant at the early age… the girl is very sexy even she is pregnant..flawless…

9 adriana z August 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm

For me i think that ,that picture is so unique i might take a picrure like that some day.The guy in the picture may look kind of gay but its only because of his hair color jhon barleycorn is just jelaus cause he cant hit that.

10 Ryan Felber October 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm

I think the really tacky part of this picture is the fact his hand is on her ASS. Otherwise its not so bad if its not a high school yearbook photo.

11 p057 October 22, 2008 at 1:10 am

trimmed eyebrows, ear ring, stupid haircut; yup totally gay. and look how he is grabbing her ass, hes given a few reach arounds in his time

oh and the bitch is beat /mw

12 billybobcornpipe December 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm

I can’t keep my eyes off that filly. I would most definitely make good use of her for 10 minutes. I bet that there boy is gonna be gettin out of town soon on the bus. For San Fransisco.

13 Bella December 3, 2008 at 11:05 pm

I WANT TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT AND LOOK JUST LIKE THAT….. AND I WANT BREAST LIKE THAT AND I WANT BIGGER NIPPLES THEN WHAT I HAVE NOW!! MY BOOBS AND MY NIPPLES ON MY BOOBS ARE S SMALL…. KAY WELL IM GOING TO GO MAKE A BABY!!!

14 Bella December 3, 2008 at 11:08 pm

MY BOYS PENISE IS SO BIG AND NICE HIS IS PROBOBLY SMALL!! i NEED bigg breast

15 Bella December 3, 2008 at 11:10 pm

just to let u no i am pregnet and im only 15 turning 16 in 2 mnths so….and u no im proud of it have not had a period in 7 months and i have big boobs

16 Looselove January 6, 2009 at 11:44 am

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this picture….i mean so what if they want to pose for the camera and look stupid or distastefully white trashish….u never know that young man could lead this country someday…..they are prolly just proud to be together and be pregnant is all….:)

17 Terry Baldwin January 6, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Wait! Is that Bristol Palin’s yearbook picture?

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