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by Joey deVilla on November 14, 2007

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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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Printed and on my wall in 30 seconds flat.
Would have been better in bacon colors though.
Further, I blame you for the package of bacon I bought on the way home that I am eating right now.
@Bill: Don’t blame me — blame the Bacon-Industrial Complex!
I could care less about my health, let’s eat bacon!
ahahaha amazing. Love it.
In a word, FANTASTIC!!
Now i have the biggest craving….. and no bacon.
Absolutely hilarious, i want a dog called Dante more than i want bacon though, I’ll even strap an ebony and ivory on his back with a rebellion that would look so cool. I hope this analysis isn’t lost on everyone.
this is a very unfair thing for a person who is living in a country with no good bacon to stumble across
Coffee withdrawall
The four of us at G3 Creative Scotland have been off coffee for almost a week we exchanged our 8 cups a day for two cups of soup.
After suffering sore heads and twitching we are only now starting to feel better.
Craigie
Best troubleshooting ever.
Who wears pants to make bacon? If you can’t safely make bacon naked then you must not like bacon!
Lets hear it for the people who cook bacon in the buff!!
you should all visit Croatia. i think we have the best varieties of bacon. there are bacons called “špek”, “panceta”, and “slanina” which is the literal translation for bacon. anyways Croatians really enjoy good bacon, and make some of the best bacons one could taste. p.s. GREAT CHART.
On the pantsless issue, I should point out that women face an equally challenging wardrobe issue on the other hemisphere, as it were.
Pure Genius.
Hmm… I bet you want eggs. Or some kind of exotic fruit…
Same reaction as the last guy. Printed and on my wall at work……
The power of copy! at it’s best…I love bacon!
This is great! Hooray Bacon! Bacon in the Buff! Bacon with Dante! Oh Damn, no bacon here! Whatever will I DO? Dante? Go fetch me some bacon! What?! No Dante either? I shall never reach enlightenment.
Bacon. Beautiful bacon.
Bacon is for fags..
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I am the BACONATER!!!
Qui fundala jesuime kakaramua! Bacon!
the elixir of life! Bacon!
Andrea
Posted November 16, 2007 at 1:55 am | Permalink
Now i have the biggest craving….. and no bacon.
tomorrow i am going to get peppered bacon
I’m not sure how my pug got this flowchart to you, but I’m proud of her. This is really good. It definitely captures her single-minded devotion.
this was the dumbest thing i have ever read. i NEVER post comments but this was so dumb i had to start. dumb. brain cells hurt. gross.
I think kate ran out of bacon and is jealous.
I’m a cook and bacon is as coffee, i gotta have it!! Sausage?? Nah, good crisp bacon!!!
From the looks on the time of these posts, no one has anything better to do in the wee hours of the morning but to surf the web for silly sights as this. HA!
I can bring home the bacon….fry it up in a pan, neked.
…I CAN’T READ…
I Love Bacon! Bacon is the food that makes all other food worth eating!
Cooking Bacon Naked:
Arrange bacon in a single layer in a 10- by 15-inch rimmed pan. Bake in a 375° regular or convection oven until browned, 17 to 25 minutes, turning slices over after 10 minutes. Transfer bacon to towels to drain; discard fat in pan. Serve warm or at room temperature.
Forgot to take your pants back off.
ew… i’m a vegetarian.. reading this was like.. ew
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Damnit, now I want some bacon, and I haven’t got any!!
The other night when I was drunk, I went into the fridge and took a rasher of bacon out, cooked it, and ate it.
It was the random est thing ever!! haha but it was gooood!
Mmmm… Ima make a bacon sarnie!
OMG…I LOVE bacon!!!!!!!! If it has bacon on it i’m trying it. Or I’m at least picking the bacon off.MMM
That was really stupid, I wish you had devoted this flowchart to something else besides bacon because it was detailed and funny, but it could’ve been used for a better purpose.