Guess What I’m Craving This Morning…

by Joey deVilla on November 14, 2007

Bacon decision-making flowchart
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

{ 42 comments… read them below or add one }

Bill November 14, 2007 at 4:40 pm

Printed and on my wall in 30 seconds flat.
Would have been better in bacon colors though.

Bill November 14, 2007 at 10:14 pm

Further, I blame you for the package of bacon I bought on the way home that I am eating right now.

Joey deVilla November 14, 2007 at 11:39 pm

@Bill: Don’t blame me — blame the Bacon-Industrial Complex!

BaconFadist November 15, 2007 at 2:30 pm

I could care less about my health, let’s eat bacon!

Joseph Bayot November 15, 2007 at 9:55 pm

ahahaha amazing. Love it.

New reader November 15, 2007 at 11:03 pm

In a word, FANTASTIC!!

Andrea November 16, 2007 at 1:55 am

Now i have the biggest craving….. and no bacon. :(

EvilBelgian November 16, 2007 at 4:31 am

Absolutely hilarious, i want a dog called Dante more than i want bacon though, I’ll even strap an ebony and ivory on his back with a rebellion that would look so cool. I hope this analysis isn’t lost on everyone.

mouse November 16, 2007 at 5:16 am

this is a very unfair thing for a person who is living in a country with no good bacon to stumble across :-(

G3 Creative Scotland November 16, 2007 at 7:18 am

Coffee withdrawall

The four of us at G3 Creative Scotland have been off coffee for almost a week we exchanged our 8 cups a day for two cups of soup.
After suffering sore heads and twitching we are only now starting to feel better.

Craigie

Jarod November 16, 2007 at 9:55 am

Best troubleshooting ever.

Schlake November 16, 2007 at 11:10 am

Who wears pants to make bacon? If you can’t safely make bacon naked then you must not like bacon!

Ozuim November 16, 2007 at 2:58 pm

Lets hear it for the people who cook bacon in the buff!!

andrej November 16, 2007 at 3:11 pm

you should all visit Croatia. i think we have the best varieties of bacon. there are bacons called “špek”, “panceta”, and “slanina” which is the literal translation for bacon. anyways Croatians really enjoy good bacon, and make some of the best bacons one could taste. p.s. GREAT CHART.

Bill November 16, 2007 at 6:54 pm

On the pantsless issue, I should point out that women face an equally challenging wardrobe issue on the other hemisphere, as it were.

@@@@@@@@@John@@@@@@@ November 16, 2007 at 9:50 pm

Pure Genius.

Jen November 18, 2007 at 2:47 am

Hmm… I bet you want eggs. Or some kind of exotic fruit…

Allegra Sloman November 18, 2007 at 10:32 am

Same reaction as the last guy. Printed and on my wall at work……

carlos checo November 19, 2007 at 11:57 am

The power of copy! at it’s best…I love bacon!

Neece November 19, 2007 at 1:22 pm

This is great! Hooray Bacon! Bacon in the Buff! Bacon with Dante! Oh Damn, no bacon here! Whatever will I DO? Dante? Go fetch me some bacon! What?! No Dante either? I shall never reach enlightenment.

Dockwats November 19, 2007 at 4:46 pm

Bacon. Beautiful bacon.

Gabriel November 20, 2007 at 9:40 am

Bacon is for fags..

cheese November 21, 2007 at 6:55 am

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Shamrock November 21, 2007 at 12:19 pm

I am the BACONATER!!!

LittleKnown November 23, 2007 at 2:08 pm

Qui fundala jesuime kakaramua! Bacon!

the elixir of life! Bacon!

Named November 24, 2007 at 1:04 am

Andrea
Posted November 16, 2007 at 1:55 am | Permalink

Now i have the biggest craving….. and no bacon.

:( Ditto Andrea!

victoria November 24, 2007 at 4:21 am

tomorrow i am going to get peppered bacon

Rebecca Shanks November 24, 2007 at 9:02 am

I’m not sure how my pug got this flowchart to you, but I’m proud of her. This is really good. It definitely captures her single-minded devotion.

kate November 26, 2007 at 2:33 am

this was the dumbest thing i have ever read. i NEVER post comments but this was so dumb i had to start. dumb. brain cells hurt. gross.

Saskboy November 27, 2007 at 1:22 am

I think kate ran out of bacon and is jealous.

kathy November 27, 2007 at 2:56 am

I’m a cook and bacon is as coffee, i gotta have it!! Sausage?? Nah, good crisp bacon!!!

kathy November 27, 2007 at 3:01 am

From the looks on the time of these posts, no one has anything better to do in the wee hours of the morning but to surf the web for silly sights as this. HA!

Muhlyssa November 28, 2007 at 6:14 pm

I can bring home the bacon….fry it up in a pan, neked.

Fred Fnord November 29, 2007 at 6:22 pm

…I CAN’T READ…

Vic December 11, 2007 at 3:59 pm

I Love Bacon! Bacon is the food that makes all other food worth eating!

Cooking Bacon Naked:
Arrange bacon in a single layer in a 10- by 15-inch rimmed pan. Bake in a 375° regular or convection oven until browned, 17 to 25 minutes, turning slices over after 10 minutes. Transfer bacon to towels to drain; discard fat in pan. Serve warm or at room temperature.

idiot December 11, 2007 at 9:16 pm

Forgot to take your pants back off.

Shadhe January 13, 2008 at 12:07 pm

ew… i’m a vegetarian.. reading this was like.. ew :))

Gray February 17, 2008 at 4:45 am

Damnit, now I want some bacon, and I haven’t got any!!

Christopher Reid February 18, 2008 at 6:09 pm

The other night when I was drunk, I went into the fridge and took a rasher of bacon out, cooked it, and ate it.
It was the random est thing ever!! haha but it was gooood! :D

Mmmm… Ima make a bacon sarnie! :D

Tish June 29, 2008 at 6:52 pm

OMG…I LOVE bacon!!!!!!!! If it has bacon on it i’m trying it. Or I’m at least picking the bacon off.MMM

Sealy Mattresses July 2, 2008 at 11:24 am

That was really stupid, I wish you had devoted this flowchart to something else besides bacon because it was detailed and funny, but it could’ve been used for a better purpose.

1389AD May 30, 2011 at 12:55 am

I could just about live on bacon and coffee!

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