Bob Evans’ Sausage Gravy and Biscuit Dispensers

Bob Evans biscuit and gravy dispensers at a convenience store

I know I should be recoiling in horror at this sight, but as a fan of biscuits and gravy, I’m curious to see how close (or far) the convenience store version is from the real, down-home thing. And is there a sweeter phrase than “sausage gravy dispenser”?