If you’re like me and:
- Think that the 1966 Batman movie was the best one
- Like Aqua Teen Hunger Force and were amused by the Boston brouhaha
…then you’ll love the animated graphic below:
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Are you a programmer looking for work? Tucows — where I’m the Tech Evangelist — has another job opening that might be right up your alley: Senior Application Developer.
What Does Tucows Do, Anyway?
If you’re interested in this sort of job, you might want to know the sort of business we’re in. Simply put, Tucows is a wholesaler of these specific internet services:
- Domain names
- Hosted email
- Hosted anti-spam solutions
- Digital certificates
- Managed DNS
- Website Builder
- Blogware
- Billing software for ISPs and hosting services
As a wholesaler, we don’t directly sell these services to end-users. Rather, we partner with people — many of whom are ISPs and hosting companies — who then resell these services on their own or as part of their own suite of services. Our partners can provision these services to their customers either via a web-based interface or by using our APIs.
By buying these services from us and reselling them instead of setting up and maintaining these services themselves, our partners can worry less about the tech and maintenance aspects of these services and concentrate on provisioning them to their customers and providing them with great service.
The Sort of Person We’re Lookng For
Make sure you read this article over at the blog Creating Passionate Users in which Kathy Sierra writes about companies where people are really into their jobs:
People ask me, “How can I get our employees to be passionate about the company?” Wrong question. Passion for our employer, manager, current job? Irrelevant. Passion for our profession and the kind of work we do? Crucial. If I own company FOO, I don’t need employees with a passion for FOO. I want those with a passion for the work they’re doing. The company should behave just like a good user interface — support people in doing what they’re trying to do, and stay the hell out of their way. Applying the employer-as-UI model, the best company is one in which the employees are so engaged in their work that the company fades into the background.
That’s been my experience here at Tucows: the company does a pretty good job at supporting people in their tasks, but also staying the hell out of their way and not binding them down with too many diktats. Do you prefer to work using editor X running on operating system Y? Do it; we don’t mandate what’s on your desktop. Got ideas on how to do things more effectively and efficiently? The folks here are pretty good at listening to them. Developers here are empowered to be creative while doing their job.
All that freedom means that we’re looking for a developer who’s a self-starter, capable of working with minimal supervision — or none at all.You’ll be part of a team that will be both building new services as well as enhancing, maintaining and supporting existing ones. You also have to be a good team player, leader and teacher, as you may be involved with mentoring and helping junior members of the team.
The systems you’ll be working on are big — we’re talking millions of transactions a day, for which our customers and customers’ customer have paid. In such an environment, anything that can go wrong will go wrong, so we’re looking for someone who can crank out high quality code.
You have to be the kind of person who lives to work on challenging problems. There’ll be a lot of ground to cover, and the industry changes pretty quickly, so you’ve got to be the sort of person who wants to learn as much as possible, as quickly as possible, while solving those problems. We’re looking for someone who takes pride in their work and wants to be proudly describe the type of problems they’re working on.
There’s more about the job, including how to apply — it’s over at this article on the Tucows Blog.
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Yahoo! Pipes Explained
I explain technical hoo-hah for a living, so if you’re a mite confused by Yahoo! Pipes (which the tech world is currently going on and on about), go take a peek at the article I just wrote — Pipes Explained — on Global Nerdy.
Yet another pic courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
I should probably go post this photo on the Catmas blog.
This one’s for the programmers: I’ve started a one-man project to write libraries of PHP wrapper functions for the Tucows APIs called “Project Ash”. It’s named after “Ash” from the Evil Dead series of movies; he was one guy with a chainsaw trying to make a difference. If your eyes haven’t yet glazed over, go check out this article on the blog I’m paid to write for: the Tucows Blog.
Speaking as the owner of “The Taint” — that’s my name for the laptop given to me by Microsoft — I can say that this Mac ad is only a mild exaggeration of the “Cancel or Allow” dialog boxes that you’ll often see when running Windows Vista:
(This article was cross-posted to Global Nerdy.)
This is the number one Google Image Search result for “bris”.
I’ve just come from the bris of Gabriel David Maxwell Stevenson, Deenster’s and Chris’ son. I would have to say that there are two major differences between a bris and a baptism:
- Less screaming from the baby. I was expecting more! My guess is that thanks to the modern miracle of local freezing anaesthetic, the incision’s less of a shock than having cold water poured over your head.
- More wincing from the attendees. There wasn’t a guy in the room who didn’t wince a little, and I could’ve sworn I saw a few castration revenge-fantasy smirks on the faces of the womenfolk in attendance. But maybe that’s just because of Freudian peni– er, I mean fixation.
The ceremony was lovely, and the Ginger Ninja and I would like to thank Deenster and Chris for allowing us to be part of the mitzvah. Mazel tov!
So now I’m at work in a vest and tie, and people are wondering if I’m interviewing for another job. I’ve explained that if I did dress up for this morning’s ceremony, my mother would’ve sensed that I entered a house of worship improperly dressed and would’ve used her mental powers to smite me from a distance. Besides, it’s nice to dress up once in a while.
Congratulations, baby Gabriel!
Related Reading
Judaism 101’s “Birth and the First Month of Life”.
The script for the Seinfeld episode “The Bris”. Do not watch this episode before a bris.
The Suit Rant. An article I wrote back in August 2002: “This is going to sound superficial, old-fashioned and judgemental, but I’m going to say it anyway: Gentlemen, you need to own at least one suit in order to be a grown-up.”