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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Playing Accordion at the RailsConf Keynote

Joey deVilla on accordion, onstage at RailsConf 2007.
Photo by James Duncan Davidson. Click to see it on its original page.

Yes, it’s total bias on my part, but one of my favourite moments from last week’s RailsConf conference — the premier conference for Ruby on Rails developers — was playing the intro musical number for the evening keynotes — me on accordion, along with conference organizer Chad Fowler on his ukelele. It’s not every day that I get to break out the accordion in front of an audience of 1600!

Joey deVilla on accordion and Chad Fowler on ukelele, onstage at RailsConf 2007.
Photo by “sd”. Click to see it on its original page.

We took the Radiohead single Creep and changed it from a song about unrequited love and self-loathing to a little ditty about Rails and its creator, David Heinemeier Hansson. Here are the reworked lyrics:

Writing applications
Used to make me cry
But you wrote a framework
So friendly and dry

You’re a supermodel
And I hear you code too
You’re so effing Hansson
David Heinemeier Hansson

But I’m a noob
I barely wrote depot
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

(Falsetto part)

Da da da da…
David Heinemeier Hansson
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The song’s chords are pretty simple: G – B – C – Cm, over and over, so rehearsing it didn’t take very long. Here’s a video that Aaron Huslage shot during our rehearsal just outside the administrative area:

Here’s the video of the actual performance, shot by one “KeeperPat”:

This makes this the second RailsConf at which someone performed a musical number with the words “David Heinemeier Hansson” in the lyrics (why the lucky stiff did it last year with lyrics about how Hansson was killed by Robert Scoble after a flamewar). It’s a tradition now!

I’d like to thank Chad Fowler for going along with the musical suggestion and for being an excellent musical partner. Maybe we could do it again next year — perhaps a ditty where we mention everyone in the Rails Core Team by name?

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If the Baby Gets a Stroller, I Want a Stroller Too!

Seen in Seattle (and soon, across the internet):

Woman in Segway pushing a baby in a stroller.
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Mom’s teaching her kid this valuable lesson: Walking is for suckers.

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Remixes of "Identifying Wood"

Cover of the book 'Identifying Wood'.

Remember the cover of the book Identifying Wood, which I featured last week?

An anonymous commenter pointed me to a FARK challenge to remix the book cover. FARK got the idea from this entry in the Make blog, who in turn got the inspiration for the entry from my post, which I built around a photo from my friend Miss Fipi Lele.

(I’m quite honoured that the folks at Make check out my blog!)

Here are some of my favourite results:

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I’ll Be Here All Week

I’ll be at RailsConf in Portland, Oregon all week, which means that the building shown below is my home for the next few days:

Oregon Convention Center

Since this is a pretty tech-y conference, a lot of my posts this week will be in my tech blog, Global Nerdy. The party photos will get posted here and in Global Nerdy.

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With a Name Like That, I’d Have Trouble Sleeping Too

Ad for real estate agent Rod Peeler.

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Inventing the Future

“Perhaps someday in the future, people will exchange punch cards of their favourite bikini girl printouts. And maybe, if computers get advanced enough, pictures of cats with humourous captions.”

60's printout of a woman in a bikini.
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The Joys of United Airlines’ "Economy Minus" Seats

After being cooped up in United’s “Economy Minus” class for about five hours, I’ve finally arrived in Portland, where I’ll be attending RailsConf for the rest of the week. Nice-lookin’ city you folks have here, by the way.

Cramped economy seat
Not an actual photo of my seat, but a reasonable approximation I found with Google Image Search.

I pity anyone 6″ and taller who flies in United’s Economy section — at 5’11”, my knees almost touch the seat ahead, and when whoever’s in front of me decides to hit the recliner button, there’s barely enough room to read a magazine, and I can forget about using the laptop.

United adds insult to injury with the false luxury of their “Economy Plus” section, an area of economy with the legroom that they should be offering as a baseline. While you do get the extra legroom, they’re still the same narrow seats, which means that you’re going to get quite up-close-and-personal with your neighbour, and oftentimes your neighbour’s elbows. Luckily for me, I wasn’t sitting beside anyone in the 250-pounds-or-more weight class, in which case I’d have been dealing with “spillover” issues as well.

The other problem with Economy Plus seats is that you either have to have a lot of miles on their frequent flyer program or pay something close to full fare to get them. If you’re lucky, you’ll have the option to upgrade to one when you’re checking in — I got offered one for an additional $60 when checking in at Pearson this morning.

I think I’m beginning to understand where air rage comes from.

Thanks a lot, United. You’ll always be the airline of last resort to me!

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I’m not the only one who loathes United. Stephen O’Grady loathes them too, and he’s posted this photo showing the legroom in one of their economy seats:

Stephen O'Grady's photo of the legroom in a United Airlines economy class seat.
Stephen O’Grady’s photo of the legroom in a United Airlines economy class seat.