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Critical Manners

Man on a “Penny-farthing” bicycleA little while back, I wrote an article titled Critical Massholes, in which I explained why I no longer participated in the Critical Mass bike ride (it’s in my blog’s archives, which aren’t working right now; I promise to fix that soon). In the article, I wrote that the actions of Critical Mass members — ignoring traffic signals, hogging the road in an attempt to “get back” at cars, picking fights — hinder rather than help the cause of urban cyclists like myself. These people make up a small part of Critical Mass, but they are influential. There’s always a group of them in any city’s Critical Mass.

I’ve just been told about an attempt to counter these people in San Francisco: Critical Manners. Here’s a brief description of the event:

Critical Manners: a revolutionary act of courtesy. Come put the nice back in the bike world with Critical Manners! A helmet-wearing, bell-ringing, blinkie-sportin’ good time for you and all your bike friends. Practice synchronized signaling, single file riding, stopping at stop signs and NOT blowing red lights. Critical Manners will brake for pedestrians, trolleys, and even the occasional SUV. If you’ve ridden in Critical Mass, you know about the “testosterone brigade”. Maybe it’s time you rode with Critical Manners — We take obedience of the law ridiculously seriously.

If you want to find out more about this event, see this discussion in Google Groups.

Toronto cyclists who still participate in Critical Mass: can we do this here? I’d rejoin Critical Mass if we took this idea and ran with it!

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I’m Always Happy to be the Next Big Meme

According to the funny webcomic Wondermark, here are next year’s big memes. I’m glad to see that I could very well be among them…

“Next year’s memes”, according to Wondermark: deep-sea divers, befuddled wizards, treasures of antiquity, naughty jesters, gendarmes, sultans/caliphs, bears in ill-fitting hats and ‘this guy’ (a guy playing an accordion).
Click to see the full comic on its original page.

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It’s “Come Up With Your Own Caption” Day, Part 2

Got a caption for the photo below? Post it in the comments!

Man in white clothes and white hat, sitting atop a lamp post over a crowd in white clothes and white hats.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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It’s “Come Up With Your Own Caption” Day, Part 1

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Two Japanese schoolgirls, sitting on a park bench with Darth Vader, showing him pictures on their cellphones.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Eldon’s Remix of My Birthday Party’s Official Graphic

Eldon decided that the official graphic for my upcoming birthday party needed a little more accordion and decided to do something about it. I think he’s right…

“Lordy (Boris Vallejo’s ‘Cruciflex’ painting, with Jesus playing accordion), Lordy (Darth Vader playing accordion), Look Who’s 40! (Joey deVilla playing accordion)”

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The Birthday Bash: Your Second Warning

Joey deVilla’s 40th birthday bash — Saturday, November 3rd, 2007, 8 p.m. omward — The Parkdale Drink (1292 Queen Street West, just west of Dufferin)

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The “Respect” Cane

If I didn’t have the accordion as a personal eccentricity, I might have adopted something like a walking stick, the way “Prime Minister Pete Nice” from the old rap group 3rd Bass incorporated it into his personal style. I thought he pulled off the look pretty well:

The rap group “3rd Bass”
3rd Bass: MC Serch, “Prime Minister” Pete Nice and DJ Daddy Rich. Pete’s posing with his walking stick, although it’s hard to see in this photo.

In anticipation of turning 40 early next month, I’ve been going through my wardrobe, looking for things that I should cart off to Goodwill and considering additions that would be suitable for this next phase in my life. With the U.S. and Canadian dollars so close in value, I should take advantage of my upcoming trip to Boston for American Thanksgiving and get some deals at Filene’s Basement — I think half my wardrobe comes from there now — and pick up a new blazer for work, and maybe a suit vest if they’ve got any in stock.

Back to the walking stick. If I did adopt one as a sign of passage into my forties, I’d adopt GlueGlueDesign’s “Respect” Cane, an artistic statement about bringing back the tradition of respect for our elders.

It looks like an ordinary cane:

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But popping off the bottom reveals that it’s a giant “RESPECT” stamp and inkpad!

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Time for this distinguished gentleman to start stampin’!

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Taggin’ up turf: it’s not just for young gangstas anymore!

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Facing age discrimination (Hey, Google, I’m lookin’ at you!)? Bring the smackdown with the “Respect” cane and take junior to school in the car of pain!

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