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Bathroom Graffito of the Day (or: “Don’t Beam Me Up, Scotty”)

Bathroom grafitto: "Don't beam me up Scotty I'm taking a shiiiii"

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Never Mind the Nyan Cat, Here’s Nyan Waits!

Screenshot of the "Nyan Waits" site

Nyan Waits takes the Nyan Cat concept and switches out the cat and music for Tom Waits. It’s oddly soothing.

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One of These is NOT a Sexual Orientation

Survey: "Please identify your sexual orientation: Bisexual / Gay man / Gay woman/lesbian / Chinese / Heterosexual/straight / Other"

I’m told the proper term is “sinosexual”.

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“I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”

Newscaster showing image from "Downtown Cam" with a wasp resting on the lens

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Cheesy TV Ad of the Day: Fresh and Dry Intimate Wash

Mark Duffy from BuzzFeed describes this commercial really well:

Before Clean and Dry intimate wash:
Sad “Stairway to Heaven”-ish acoustic guitar. Dirty, smelly. dark coochie. Disinterested man.

After Clean and Dry intimate wash:
Upbeat, crappy canned pop music. Clean, “fairer” vertical smile. Make Him Late For Work jungle sex.

Here’s this video’s caption on YouTube:

Designed to address the problems women face in their private parts, Clean and Dry Intimate Wash offers protection, fairness and freshness. To be used while showering, its special pH-balanced formula cleans and protects the affected area, and even makes the skin fairer. Life for women will now be fresher, cleaner, fairer! Freshness Jo Nikhare!

Vaginal cleansing products are generally regarded by the medical establishment as a bad idea, and a product that also lightens it can’t be good either.

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Easter Bunny Photos Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong

Concerned-looking child sitting in creepy Easter Bunny's lap

“Call…the…police…”

Over at the Pets Lady blog are thirteen of the creepiest, saddest and downright most disturbing family photos featuring the Easter Bunny. I’ve posted my two favourites here; the rest are over on her blog. Enjoy!

Guy in terrible Easter Bunny costume made of red long underwear standing with regretful child

“This costume shames us both.”

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It Doesn’t Get More Hipster Than This

Penny-farting bicycle parked outside the Apple Store

If seeing this picture gives you an erection that lasts for more than four hours, pour yourself a PBR, put on some Bon Iver and then punch yourself in the face.